yo how do you do
I am not Jesus lolz this is a hacker !!1!!!1!1!
jkjk this is the significant other they have referred to lol
should I shamelessly self promote?
Na, that can wait
// Btw I will refer to jesus with they/them pronouns cause idk if they have told you guys their gender yet//
Anyway, apparently some of you want to see this beautiful face of mine w/ Jesus themself
Should I show you ?
Are your unholy eyes clean enough to witness the beauty (lol what beauty) of this face ?
Before we get to that, let's talk about us. The ship. Is there a ship between us ? I guess you would need to know my name to create a ship name. The name I just thought of is literal sin in itself kms
Me and Jesus (wow is that what you call them ? I don't like referring to them as jesus, I'll call them J)
Me and j have known each other for our whole lives but didn't even know it
We were reunited 2 years ago and the rest is history
We enjoy 5sos and Pierce the Veil. Eating cheese it's and huge cookies. Laughing to hard at misspelled words. Star wars and Bucky Barnes. Making all our school work trans flag themed. And complaining about our parents.
We are great buddios with alot of similarities but still have our differences
J roams the earth cleansing people like you of sins and I sit in hell reading joshler smut.
Just kidding lol (idk about the last part tho ( ͡° ͜^ ͡°) )
I love the deep meaining of poetic music and the soft sound of piano. Writing and taking pictures of everything. Sweaters, boots and under eyeliner. I get really quite around everyone unless it's J or a close friend and I only fite back if its about somebody else, when it's me I'm smol, don't hurt plz thnks. In the ship of ours I play the quite mother that will beat the shit out of someone if they are a dick and am constantly annoyed with the dumb shit J is doing with our other friends.
Yeah, J you're fucking stupid but ily anyway.
Anyway, still thinking about whether or not I should show a pic of us or not hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I have so much power with this chapter, I could write anything
Clum H0d
Joshler is real
Patrick Trump
Connor Franta is a gay bean
Tip of the penis to ya laddies my name is hackwepticpie
Mcr was just an idea
The milk fic
Josh and Drake
Jelly and Peanut Butter
Ryan Ross
Dicks out for Harambe (ew I hate myself)
I would probably go though with putting a picture up. Me and J want to cosplay as Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes because first of all # relatable. Second of all my hair is literally like Bucky's and their hair is blonde and yeah Stucky is real boi-o-oi
Idk what else to say
… I'm not as "interesting" as J
Why do you put up with them ? When I have quality content on the way at my account ? ( shameless I know )
Have a good day/night/afternoon
Don't be stupid
Stay Street
Stay alive
Michael Clifford is my real dad
Continue to be gay
~ the very best noone ever was
Aka flightlessspilots ☁☁
side note// I didn't proof read this so don't come for me in the comments thanks bai
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