@Harry_Potter_Is_Emo says-
Is Ferard Real?
Who is Ferard? Are they Holy? Do they read smut? I don't know who they are. I'm going to say yes for now. They are In your soul.
@timeforfood says-
How can I stay a virgin until marriage when 5 seconds of summer exists? Also, is Muke real? This is serious.
What does summer have to do with your virginity? Can you even get rid of your virginity is 5 seconds of that season? Did you mean to type Nuke instead of Muke? Please don't nuke anything. (Except for Donald's Trumps house because Jesus doesn't agree.
@TheRealSisterDaniel says-
will I ever be able to marry Dan Howell
Yeah why not. He seems holy.
@TheRealSisterDaniel says-
What do you think about My Chemical Romance getting back together.
This is a blessing. And coming from Jesus that's a lot.
Honestly i forgot the username says-
What is my purpose in living?
You will have a career in eating hot dogs professionally
@AbstractAudrey says-
Can you just forgive me of my sins please?
no.
YOU ARE READING
Why Jesus Is Better Than FanFiction
FanfictionI am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Ph...
