I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction.
I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Ph...
I see people reading this all the time. But why? Well, I have been doing holy research and it turns out, there are demons called 'fan girls'. They belong to the satanic religion, 'fandom' and there is many forms of the religion. Their bible is 'Tumblr' which holds this 'smut' and 'fluff' that you read. I am concerned the you involuntarily joined this religion.
That is all I have to say, my father says its night time. Goodnight, you are on your way to a greater holy-ness
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