sivan🎶: JACOB HELP
jakeybaby✨: WHATS WRONG?!
sivan🎶: nothing lol
sivan🎶: my date is in the restroom rn
sivan🎶: im so nervous i hope imnot messing anything up lol
jakeybaby✨: oh
jakeybaby✨: ur probably not
sivan🎶: i hope not haha
sivan🎶: what's got you so McSalty?
jakeybaby✨: hhhhgjdk
sivan🎶: *puts hands on hips*
jakeybaby✨: pretty hips
sivan🎶: hey now im on a date no flirting allowed mister
jakeybaby✨: :/
sivan🎶: wAit is this why you're salty?
jakeybaby✨: what
sivan🎶: bc im on a date
jakeybaby✨: that doesn't even make sense
sivan🎶: yes it really does
jakeybaby✨: well im with lanie soo
jakeybaby✨: why would i be bitter over you
sivan🎶: aaaah right i forgot about straight!jacob
jakeybaby✨: the only jacob that exists
sivan🎶: right right
sivan🎶: denydenydeny
sivan🎶: so anyway, what're you and lanie doing? adult things?
jakeybaby✨: maybe
sivan🎶: ew
sivan🎶: straight people
jakeybaby✨: ew
jakeybaby✨: gays
sivan🎶: hey hey hey now don't go all homophobe on me
sivan🎶: i was 5 seconds away from riding you two days ago
sivan🎶: but i guess you're just SUPER straight™
jakeybaby✨: don't go all heterophobe on me
sivan🎶: heterophobia doesn't exist hhh
sivan🎶: but even if it did, it wouldn't pertain to you bc guess what
sivan🎶: ding dong
get the door
it's your gayness !
jakeybaby✨: what are you even TALKING about at this point
sivan🎶: idk im super jittery and its making me act super hyper lmao
jakeybaby✨: 🙄
jakeybaby✨: is what's his face back yet
sivan🎶: carson
sivan🎶: and n
sivan🎶: WAIT FUCK HE's COMING I GTG BYE
jakeybaby✨: bye loser
read at 5:01 pm.
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a/n: if ur reading this go read my new book called "pull the trigger" lmao
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Fanfiction"no," troye spat, pushing himself as far away from jacob as he could. "you're no different than the rest of them! i thought you were different, b-but you're not!" "troye-please-" jacob gasped. but it was too late. troye was gone. {a tracob texting...
