Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 11

Kill off this common sense of mind

It takes acquired minds to taste, to taste, to taste this wine 

You can't down it with your eyes 

So we don't need the headlines 

We don't need the headlines 

We just want..." I sang as I hopped down each step, I tossed Sydney's sketch pad into her lap and Sydney laughed and thanked me, we whirled away at time with jokes, drawings, and sarcasm. Soon, Jake and Seth left, and we had the house to ourselves, Alice's eyes seemed to brighten and then she said: "You and Jocelyn haven't come on your monthly shopping trip," 

"No, no, no!" I practically yelled and Jocelyn nodded fiercely.

Jocelyn's P.O.V 

Alice sighed and looked at Hannah: "We'll take your car, and Jocelyn, Sydney will come?" I groaned and started: "-But Alice!" she clicked her tongue and tapped her foot, "Ok!" Hannah grinned at the aspect of taking her car, which probably wouldn't hold all the clothes; I pulled Hannah upstairs and said: "Do you want to be cramped in with bags and bags of clothes or sit like normal with the bags in the trunk?" Hannah sighed and shrugged and said: "Cramped?" I smacked her in the temple and walked off to Alice and told her we were taking my car, "Now, go change out of those clothes!" Alice instructed a grumbling Hannah who was in a pair of sweat pants Hannah marched back in after a few seconds grumbling about how the world spun backwards when she wanted her way and grumbled even more when Alice handed her these black heeled sandals, Alice turned on me and held up a pair of chestnut sandals, I didn't say anything and pulled them on and Sydney pulled her converses on, we stepped in the car Hannah calling shotgun before anyone had a chance to say anything, she was playing some game on her iPhone and the music was attached to the cars speakers. It was annoying but we let her because of her car, she's lucky I'm a little patient.

Sydney P.O.V 

We reached the mall, Hannah got out popping her ear buds into her ears, there was a new large television hanging on the large column in the middle of the mall, Emmet and Rose had come along just for the fun of it. Hannah said she wanted to see the jewelry in the other side of the mall and was off; I shrugged and followed Alice as she marched right into Abercrombie & Fitch, I didn't mind, I loved that store. Alice chose some clothes out and handed them to me for me to try them on.

Hannah P.O.V 

Time to get back at Emmet for...something. I just had to find the control room for the giant television in the mall, "Now where is it?" I muttered, "If I was a control room where would I be-the bathrooms!" usually there was a room beside the bathrooms with: 'Staff only' written on it, I raced off.

I'm so smart, I found it, "Excuse me," I said to a security guard, "I saw a women in the shop over there, she took a scarf," he raced off and I slipped in, I grinned to myself. I looked around and I instantly found the controls, let's call it vampiric senses, a man was sitting there, I bite my lips and thought: how should I distract him? I got an idea, I crept silently behind the man into a wardrobe, there I found a uniform and changed quickly, I flitted outside and opened the door humanly; the man started and looked up, "I'm here to cover your shift," I said, "5 o'clock already?" he asker yawning a little and stretching, "Well thanks," he said and walked out. I sat down and pulled my camera out; I attached it to the computer and dragged it to the TV hard disk. I first changed back, and then pressed play, I quickly detached the camera while it loaded and was out the door and stashing my camera in my bag, I caught up with them, "There you are!" Alice said and started pulling me toward Abercrombie & Fitch suddenly the TV stopped and Emmet's voice filled the mall, on every television especially the large one in front of us. I had gone to the mall two weeks ago to check on something and saw them renovation the place:

"You know you love me 

I know you care 

And I would never, not be there 

You are my love 

You are my heart 

And we would never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? 

Girl quit playin' 

We're just friends,  

What are you sayin' 

Take another look right in my eyes 

My first love, broke my heart for the first time" Emmet sang loudly to the music, Rose was staring at the TV hands over her mouth as if to stop herself from screaming. Alice froze, I guess she was so focused on shopping she didn't see me; I thought she would, interesting. Emmet's eyes widened and his eyes were glued to the television as if saying: "Is that really me?" I was literally trying to rip my lip off to stop from laughing, everyone who saw it started laughing and Rose turned slowly to Emmet, "How long have you been doing that?" she asked backing away a little toward Jocelyn and Sydney who, on the circumstances trying not to laugh and failing miserably, he shrugged a little and stood there for a second and bolted for the door, there were a few girls that were looking at the screen, I didn't have to have Eddiekins power to know what they were thinking...

"I never can go to that mall ever again!" Rose exclaimed as we drove home, I had gotten the usual slap from Jocelyn when she noticed me but that was all, usually a long lecture was after that but she was trying not to laugh. When we got home Emmet mumbled something about hunting and ran out the door not before throwing me into a wall. The usual, Edward came in a read all our minds, he busted up laughing, Esme and Carlisle came back and asked why Emmet was running away, we were all laughing to hard to tell her.

*I have a little alternate scene I wrote ;) It was in before the shopping scene...*

Jocelyn's P.O.V 

"You can't make me," Hannah growled crossing her arms over her chest, "Can't I?" Alice muttered and grinned as a flash of the future crossed her mind, "Emmet!" Hannah's head snapped up and Emmet grinned happily, "Damn." Hannah muttered.

"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Hannah yelled after us as she was dragged out by the ankle by Emmet, her hands trying to find anything to hold onto, Esme would kill her if she scratched the floor, "YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!" Hannah screeched as Emmet threw her out the front door and into the open door of the trunk of my car, everyone was laughing except Esme and Carlisle who weren't home, hunting. Alice was in the driver's seat and doing her trilling laugh, I flitted over to her, "Did you scratch anything?" she growled at me upside down, her hair hanging over the edge of the trunk, Emmet came by and slammed it closed, Hannah screech of rage was lost over Emmet's roar of laughter.

Hannah P.O.V 

Well this sort of backfired? I wanted to go the mall to put my plan in action but I didn't want my hair caught in a door! I shook my head...the best I could and yelled as loud as I could in my head and octaves, "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" Edward was the first to react; he winced and opened the door, I jumped up and kicked him in the face, he fell back blinking a little and I pretended to make a run for it, Jocelyn grabbed me and I grabbed my bag and threw me into the car.

*I'll post as soon as possible!*