Missingfur: Hello morbid viewers, welcome back to I May Or May Not Have An Evil Plan! Who's ready for some gore, some horror, some murders, some destructive behaviour and some cries and screams of the innocent!?
Velvetpaw: Me! Me! Me!
Missingfur: Ah, that's right! In today's episode, Velvetpaw and I are going to be murdering Normalstar with our bare hands, because all of our intricate and creative ideas seemed to have failed
Velvetpaw: Hooray! I'll ready the weapons!
Missingfur: We'll be using our bare hands, Velvetpaw, what weapons could you need?
Velvetpaw: Well, seeing as you have the strength of a newborn, I thought you could use some help. Here's my collection of murder tools!
And now, Velvetpaw's side show of Murder 101!
Velvet: Here, we see the wild knife, perfect for slicing open any of your victims! Here, you try! *tosses to Missingfur*
Missing: *screams* It's sharp! Ah!
Velvet: Yes Missingfur, knives are sharp *FUN FACTS WITH VELVET*
Missing: I don't like it
Velvet: Next, we find the wondrous shotgun, perfect for shooting down the fourth wall! We like to do this quite often! *tosses blindly to Missing*
Missing: Is this thing loaded? *pulls trigger*
Velvet: Yup!
Missing: AH! *shoots self*
Velvet: ... he'll be fine
Missing: Oh my god, I'm literally dead
Velvet: Yes Missing, shooting yourself will result in death *FUN FACTS WITH VELVET*
Missing: Can we stop now?
Velvet: Just one more! Finally, here we have the prestigious rifle, used to target your enemies *aims at Missing*
Missing: Y'know what I'm done I prefer failing intricate plans
Velvet: Yes Missing, being a pussy *ba dum tss* is far better than actually achieving your goals *FUN FACTS AND PUNS WITH VELVET*
~Hazel was here, she's being productive look at me go three updates~
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
