*back in their own universe, Velvetpaw and Missingfur are standing anxiously outside of Normalstar's den, listening intently*
Missingfur: I don't hear any sobbing!
Velvetpaw: He's had the books for almost thirty-one hours, he should be done with them already!
Normalstar: *exits den*
Missingfur and Velvetpaw: *hasten to avoid looking suspicious*
Missingfur: So, uh, have you finished those books yet, Normalstar?
Normalstar: I finished them yesterday, why?
Missingfur: I was just wondering if you'd like a moral support turtle🐢 to cheer you up!
Normalstar: Why, thank you! What's its name?
Missingfur: *evil cackle* Fred.
Tallshadow: That might be sad if I cared.
Normalstar: Oh, cool.
Missingfur: WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO SOB?
Normalstar: Nah.
Missingfur: But- but... Fred.
Normalstar: I literally have no emotions.
Missingfur: AGH
Written by le Amazing Annco. Seriously, I love moral support turtles🐢🐢🐢 so much XD
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
