Missingfur: Greetings, aspiring villains and miscreants, and welcome back to I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan! I certainly hope you enjoy this episode, I'll be expecting you to die of laughter.
Velvetpaw: He's not kidding, that's actually his plan.
Missingfur: It's a great plan!
Velvetpaw: It's an expression.
Missingfur: Don't underestimate me, I can get anyone to laugh at me if I want to.
Velvetpaw: *Huffs* I don't doubt that.
Without another word, Missingfur leads the cameras towards the Clan camp, where a haphazard stage has been constructed in the center of the clearing. Missingfur trots up to it, and the cats in camp cast each other confused glances.
Normalstar: How long had this stage been here?
Rainbownose: Literally no idea.
Normalstar: How could you not notice a thing like this?
Rainbownose: You didn't notice it.
Normalstar: I was busy being important.
Rainbownose: I was busy being gender fluid.
Missingfur: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP THIS IS MY SHOW.
Both cats go quiet as Missingfur hops up onto the stage, and a crowd of cats begin to assemble in front of the stage.
Grumpyberry: What is it this time?
Missingfur: Thank you all for coming! I have to admit, I did expect to see MEOWr cats here.
Grumpyberry: Did you just try and make a pun?
Missingfur: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU'RE OLD
Grumpyberry: You're an idiot.
Missingfur: Hey, Normalstar!
Normalstar: Wot
Missingfur: Would you come up on stage for a second?
Normalstar: K
Normalstar climbs up onto the stage and stands beside Missingfur, then his eyes suddenly go wide as he looks over the edge of the stage.
Normalstar: I'm scared of heights.
Missingfur: We... we're three feet off the ground.
Normalstar: *Blinks*
Velvetpaw: You two make me feel anger.
Missingfur: Hey Normalstar, what do you call a cat who buys a property?
Rainbownose: I frickin love shrimp
Missingfur: A HoMEOWner!
Normalstar: Ground is rlly far away
Sparkwhisker: Hello, brother buddy pal! Watcha diddly-doing?
Missingfur: NO GET OUT OF MY LIFE
Sparkwhisker: I'm gonna do a joke!
Missingfur: NO
Sparkwhisker ignores Missingfur, and proceeds to join the two toms on the stage.
Sparkwhisker: I'm gonna do an impersonation of a human! *Screams* TAXES
Rainbownose: Encore!
Missingfur: No. Nope. Shut it down. I'm not dealing with this.
Velvetfur: That's a wrap everyone!
Rainbownose: CRAFS
The screen goes black.
~ Frost
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I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan
Humor[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.
