I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan

I May or May Not Have a License For This

Missingfur: You know what's great?

Velvetpaw: *mutters under her breath* You'd better not say yourself...

Missingfur: Myself, obviously. But also land mines.

Velvetpaw: Land mines?

Missingfur: Land mines.

awkward silence

Velvetpaw: *sighs* Fine, I'll ask. Why are land mines so great?

Missingfur: Because I'm going to use them to kill Normalstar, obviously.

Velvetpaw: Doesn't that require a license?

Missingfur: When has that ever stopped me?

Velvetpaw: This is sooo not going to end well...

Missingfur: Shuddup, and prepare to be amazed.

Several hours later, Missingfur is surrounded by spare bits and pieces with an almost-completed land mine in front of him in the ThunderClan camp.

Missingfur: Phew, almost done!

Velvetpaw: I really think you should have a license for this.

Missingfur: No one cares about your opinion.

Velvetpaw: :'(

Flamepaw: Uh, Missingfur, why is there a land mine in front of you?

Missingfur: Oh, I'm just going to use it to kill Normalstar and Rainbownose.

Flamepaw: Normalstar, Rainbownose, Missingfur's trying to kill you with a land mine!

Normalstar: Oh, yay, I love land mines.

Rainbownose: It's so pretty!

Flamepaw: Tallshadow, Missingfur's got a land mine!

Tallshadow: A land mine? That might be interesting if I cared.

Flamepaw: I hate you all

Velvetpaw: I really think you should have a license for this.

Missingfur: If you say that one more time...

Rainbownose: It's so pretty! I love it! *runs up to the nearly-finished land mine and starts hugging it.*

Missingfur: No, don't do that!

The land mine falls apart under the pressure of Rainbownose's hug.

Missingfur: You... You broke my land mine!

Velvetpaw: Told you you needed a license...

Missingfur: Shut up! *sobs*

Written by le Amazing Annco