Antoine Griezmann: To have an Instagram, ain't nobody double tapping that besides me.
Robert Lewandowski: To answer knock knock jokes, you expecting someone? Sit down, I'll get it.
Lionel Messi: To open doors, windows, or cabinets. Like what are you searching for? A way out? Another man? I'm right here.
Cristiano Ronaldo: To call another dude on the phone. If you call 911, and a guy picks up, you better try again.
Neymar jr: See a doctor, they're too touchy. If you're sick we gonna pray about it.
Erik durm: Take your drivers license picture by yourself, the whole state should know we're together
Gerard pique: Do algebra, you don't need to know how to find your X
Olivier Giroud: Send snapchats, especially to guys, she can snap chat them from heaven after I snap her neck
Oscar Emboaba: Text other guys, she can write a letter that I will review and edit, then send them to him within 5-7 business days
Julian Draxler: Give birth at a hospital, no one touching her except me. I got YouTube and scissors at home, trust me, you'll be okay
Sergi Roberto: Go on vacation, you wanna travel by yourself? Pick yourself up and travel around the house
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These crack me up! Some were taken from Twitter, others from Thought Catalog but this was truly inspired by gtfotrin and stasxylove they have really great stories and are hysterical so check them out! Please also follow Kara_Lewandowska , BeyHiveForLife , laura4ramos , fthiss , and hi_dee because they're great and amazing and have incredible stories also!
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