A/N: I'm not saying that all boys act like this. In fact, some of the things on this list was derived from the behaviour of my god brothers(and some other people) and I don't have a boyfriend (or ever had one) so I can't say what girlfriends hate about their boyfriends. Anyways, enjoy!
1) They like to prank you.
Guy: Jac, you just have to play this game!
Me: Ok...
*Halfway through the game, a screamer pops up*
Me: *Screams*
Guy: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Me: I hate you. *Now the face of the girl from the Exorcist will permenantly traumatize me in my sleep.*
2) They have a short attention span.
Me: *Tearfully* I can't believe she did that to me...
Guy: Yeah. *Looks back at phone*
Me: You're not even listening to me, are you?
Guy: Hmm...what?
3) They can be so messy at times...
Me: What did I just step on?
Guy: I don't know...
Me: It's your room!
Guy: It's probably some food...
Me: *Facepalms*
4) They steal your food.
Dad: I bought some pizza for you guys!
Guy: Thank God! I'm starving! *Eats up most of the pizza*
Me: Hey!
Guy: Oops, sorry...
5) They completely ignore you when their friends come over.
*Door opens and guy's friends walk in*
Guy: Hey guys! *Walks away*
Me: But we were in the middle of the Survial Games!
Guy's friends: Who's that?
Guy: My god sister *rolls eyes*. Do you guys want to play CoD or something?
Guy's friends: Hell yeah!
6) They are immature.
Me: We have to study first.
Guy: But I want to play!
Me: Now I know why you do so poorly in school...
Guy: So...we can play?
7) They don't like to talk about their feelings.
Me: Hey, you look upset...
Guy: No I'm not! Just go away!
Me: Um...ok then...
8) They think that they're "too cool".
Me: Hey, do you want to watch The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. You know, for nostalgia's sake?
Guy: No way! That show is for babies!
9) They are lazy.
Me: Could you help me install mods for Minecraft please?
Guy: Can't you see that I'm busy!
Me: You're watching TV!
Guy: Yeah, I said that I was busy!
10) They are addicted to video games.
Me: Hi!
Guy: Shh! I'm playing Halo!
Me: Um...I'll come back later, ok?
Guy: *Sighs*
*7 hours later*
Me: Are you done yet?
Guy: Does it look like I'm done?
11) They think that cursing is cool. (I mean, I curse as well but I don't go over the top and I only do it when I'm pissed.)
12) They believe in stereotypes (sometimes).
Guy: Make me a sandwhich!
Me: Excuse me?
Guy: *Rolls eyes* Make me a sandwhich, please.
Me: Why the heck should I make you a sandwhich?
Guy: Because girls can cook, right?
Me: Go make your own bloody sandwhich!
or
Me: Hey, do you want to play Minecraft?
Guy: You play Minecraft?
Me: Yeah...
Guy: I thought girls liked shopping and stuff like that.
Me: Yeah, we do but we like gaming as well.
Guy: Really?
Me: Yep! Now isn't that a shocker?
Question of the day: What do you hate about guys?
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Have a great week!
<3 Jally
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