Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 8

"Keep going!" Jocelyn says while an expression of realization hit her face and a smile lit up her face. "And them a red Chevy truck comes and runs me over too-" Hannah said and stops "Am I destined to me run over my Bella?" Jocelyn started laughing at it.

Hannah P.O.V 

After I had reminded Jocelyn of that dream I had gone hunting. I had a weird feeling of when I got back I'd get hit in my backside.

Jocelyn P.O.V 

I smiled evilly as Hannah left; I pulled my new blackberry from my pocket and scrolled through the numbers and found: Bella. It rang for a second and Bella picked it up-no it wasn't Bella it was Edward, "Hello?" he asked "Edward why do you have Bella's phone?" 

"Um, well-I...it's-" 

"Just hand the phone over to Bella" I said, I heard some noise and Bella's voice rang through the other end of the phone. "Um...Hello? Jocelyn?" 

"Yeah, it's me," 

"Do you need anything?" 

"Do you want to run Hannah over with your car?" 

"What?" 

"Do you want to-" 

"I heard you," 

"Ok, so do you?" 

"I don't know," I heard her shifting uncomfortably on the bed it sounded like, "But I really need to do that," Bella said, I smiled at the memory: Hannah and told Mike that Bella had divorced with Edward and Mike had snuck over to our house and asked Bella to date him, Edward had came and told him o back off, luckily Mike hadn't broken up with Jessica or Esme and Carlisle would've-I have no words for that-later Hannah had texted Bella to look like it was from Mike asking if Bella would marry him. It was funny until Hannah jumped through the window. The closed window. Bella had gone all 'newborn' crazy and broke through the wall. Yeah, anyway she had done some damage to the house. Jeez, how does the house stay standing? I sighed and listened to Bella rambling on: "Well I could but I don't know..." she trailed off and I snapped "Just do it!" if Hannah had been there she would have laughed at me for saying Nike's slogan, "Yeah, I suppose I can-wait when do I do it?"  

"Don't worry I got it planned out-it's not only your revenge but ours..." I smiled and as Hannah would say: The Evil laugh!

Sydney P.O.V 

I got back with Alice from shopping to find Jocelyn waiting for me; I got out and unloaded the shopping bags from Jocelyn's 2010 Subaru Outback. She'd let us borrow it, "Hey," I greeted her and Jocelyn smiled at me "Are you ok?" 

"Just fine!" she said beaming "Do you know where Hannah is? She said she was going hunting but it's been a long time,"  

"Uh, yeah she caught up with us and we lost her at the bubble tea stand," I said sighing "So she's at the mall?" 

"Pretty much-what are you going to do to her?" 

"Not much just run her over with a car-" 

"What?" 

"Do I really need to repeat it?" 

"No." Just then Alice flitted beside us, "Hannah's coming in 2 hours and 4 minutes!"  

"That long?" I asked, "Well she ran all the way to Newmarket and went to a place called T&T to buy bubble tea and tapioca pearls." Me and Jocelyn shared a look and walked inside, Carlisle was talking to Emmet about trying to out do Hannah at things she was born with, "Carlisle?" I asked "Yes, Sydney?" 

"So Hannah's born as a water tight liar?" 

"That's not what I meant," Carlisle said with one of his shared looks with Esme. I smiled and went to sit beside Jocelyn. "You know I think someone has to go get her," I said flicked through channels on the Television. Nothing worth watching, "I'll go," Edward sighed when nobody said anything. He got up and snatched the keys to his Volvo and walked out with Nessie trailing behind him, "Love, are you coming?" Edward asked Bella and she shook her head and sat farther back into a recliner. He shrugged and walked out.