Poetic Genius

2. But instead, he just constipated.

THE OLD CHAIR
There was an old chair,
It was in despair,
No one would sit on it,
Because it was not fit,
It was starting to break,
So it decided to eat cake
But it made a mistake.
And ate the plate instead
And his face turned bright red
But he hadn't a face!
Why, it was merely a mace!
And at that moment he fell over
On top of a dog named Rover
Who rolled in a hurry
To get away from Olaf's flurry!
The old chair chased Olaf [Frozen]
Then suddenly started to laugh
For the chair was upside down
And in his dressing gown
Although how that's possible
He thought it improbable
That he was simply a seat
Having two big fat feet!
He thought they were swollen
So he choked on some pollen
For he thought this would heal him.
But instead he broke the rim
Of the bath in which he floated in
With of course a big bin.
When he came out
He grew a sprout
For the bin had a seed
Which was a rare breed
Of which they call it BREAD.
But this bread was full of dread
For it had some stick thin fins
That stuck out of some metal tins
That sat on top of its head.
The chair got dizzy
Because it drank a drink that was fizzy
He drank it all up
Then said "sup."
But he had no mouth
So he went down South
But didn't know what he was doing
So he found he was ruling
A line with a ruler
Cos he thought he'd look cooler
But instead, he just constipated.