once apon a time i was walking down a street and i found a magical sandwich that could talk
"HI!, human!". it said. i then began to pick it up "what a beatiful sandwich...it would be a shame if someone ate you" i said. "yea it waould....wait n-" i picked it up so fast that it screamed. it then began to beg for its life "please dont eat me!." it said "I"ll grant you any wish you want" "ok" i said "i wish for a taco" "are you fucking serious i could widh you anything and you decide to wish for a taco?"
"yep"
"ok"
after he wished me the taco i ate the magic sandwich and then ate the taco
