TALK ME DOWN → SEBASTIAN STAN

thirty nine | groupchat

[gramps named the conversation: "WE MISS RILEY."]

riley
you wouldn't miss me if you
knew your contact name on
my phone was gramps

gramps
wow, real cute.

riley
i sense sarcasm.

gramps
you would be correct.

[gramps named the conversation: "RILEY SUCKS."]

bird brain
and you swallow.

seb 💘
*chokes on drink*

christopher
whoa, let's keep it pg

bird brain
okay, captain.

christopher
😒

riley
damn, chris feelin sassy today
and i miss you guys too!!!

bird brain
i miss that tasty cake you made

seb 💘
dude! i helped!

riley
pfft, sure you did.

you "helped" by nearly
setting the kitchen on
fire.

bird brain
you gonna take that, stan?

seb 💘
i mean...
she has a point.

queen scarlett
wow, this while dating thing has
made you a huge pushover...
and they say miracles don't exist.

riley
and that, ladies and gentlemen is
why her contact is queen scarlett.

seb 💘
i feel attacked.

christopher
nobody's gonna help, buddy.

bird brain
dATING

WHAT

queen scarlett
you saw the instagram post, right?

bird brain
oH SHIT I FORGOT THAT
YOU GUYS ARE DATING

riley
heh.

yeah.

seb 💘
yup.

we are now a thing.

bird brain
bOY IVE BEEN MISSING OUT
ON SOME TEASING, DAMN.

gramps
DESTROY THEM ANTHONY
DONT HOLD IN ANYTHING
LET THEM KNOW PAIN

riley
iM SORRY GRAMPS

seb 💘
riley bear, you aren't helping
our case, sweetie

bird brain
going back to the convo name...

[bird brain named the conversation: "RILEY SUCKS SEB."]

riley
oh wow.

REAL MATURE ANTHONY

christopher
hES BLUSHING
CODE RED HES
BLUSHING

seb 💘
shut it, Evans.

riley
sounding a lil defensive, stan

seb
damn it, james

christopher
sO I GET A SHUT UP AND
SHE GETS A DAMN IT I SEE
HOW IT IS

seb 💘
love you, Evans.

bird brain
stan, riley's still here.
save your love professing
for another day, sunshine.

riley
yeah bby i'm still here!

seb 💘
i LOVE YOU RILEY
BEAR I PROMISE!!!

guys? where's everybody
gone? riley?

lizzie babe
riley?

gramps
i WAS GONE FOR TWO
MINUTES GUYS, DAMN.

christopher
seb?

seb 💘
yeah, i'm here. i'm just
not sure where riley is.

christopher
should i talk to her?

seb 💘
uh, no i'm sure she's fine...

possibly...

she's not, is she...

lizzie babe
that would be a no.

seb 💘
i'll text her now.