TALK ME DOWN → SEBASTIAN STAN

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Sebastian Satan
Okay guys, I'm gonna add Riley
Behave yourselves, play nice,
don't tease her

Capsicle
Okay mom

Sebastian Satan
Good boy.

Mackie
Whatcha gonna do mom?
Ground us?

Sebastian Satan
Don't test me son.

Sebastian Satan added Riley

Capsicle
OMG RILEY HI

Riley
OMG HI
Which one are you?

Capsicle
Chris

Riley
OMG CHRIS HI

Mackie
Aw, Riley, we've heard so much
about you from Satan over there

Riley
pAHAHA SATAN?!
SEBBY IS THAT WHAT THEY
CALL YOU?!

Sebastian Satan
Don't you get them started,
Riles :P

RDJ
RILES
HE CALLS HER RILES

[RDJ named the chat: Sebby + Riles]

[Sebastian Satan named the chat: stfu gramps]

Riley
LMAO

RDJ
I LIKE THIS KID

Riley
Yo, I ain't no kid

RDJ
You are compared to me

Riley
Which one are you?

RDJ
The one and only Iron Man,
of course

Riley
omFG ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

RDJ
FINALLY SOMEBODY
APPRECIATES ME

Riley
Sebby, do you not appreciate
Robbie enough?

Sebastian Satan
MOM hE CALLED ME SATAN

RDJ
HE STARTED IT

Capsicle
I thought I was your mom,
Sebby ;_;

Sebastian Satan
You've been replaced
by ma main girl Riles

Riley
I'm honoured, Sebby. So honoured.

Sebastian Satan
Kay Mom

Capsicle
Sebby, you got any pics
of ya main girl?

Sebastian Satan
Uh, no

Mackie
WHAT?!
Riley, we must amend
this immediately.
Picture.
NOW.

Riley
[picture received]

Sebastian Satan
Oh my goodness.

Riley
What? What did I do?

Mackie
Damn, Satan, y'all better
lock that down

Riley
Somebody explain what the hell's
going on pls

Capsicle
They're implying that
you're stunning

Riley
Oh
Thanks?
I'm really not though xD

Sebastian Satan
Hold the fuck up.
Did I just hear you saying
you weren't attractive?
Riley, omg
I have no words.

Mackie
What he means is he finds
you really hot... To which I
agree

Riley
Okay, let's change the subject
boys

Capsicle
Where did Rob go?

Mackie
Probably the same place
Satan went

Capsicle
And where's that?

Mackie
I'm not gonna say.
Not appropriate words
to use in front of the kids.

Riley
Anyway...
I should go

Sebastian Satan
No don't go!

Riley
See ya, Satan

Sebastian Satan
It's been ten minutes guys
You managed to scare her
off in ten minutes

Mackie
I do believe it was a team
effort, Satan

Sebastian Satan
Okay, fair enough
It's not my fault she's
absolutely gorgeous

Riley
Thank you, Satan

Sebastian Satan
Well shit.

Riley
;)