TALK ME DOWN → SEBASTIAN STAN

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Riley
OMG Janie, you'll never guess
who I ran into!

Unknown
Who's Janie?

Riley
Funny joke, Jane, but I'm
not falling for that again.
You remember that guy in
our class at college?
The one with the beard?

Unknown
I still have no idea what's going on.

Riley
Well, I ran into him in the middle
of the grocery store and he looks
exactly the same.

Unknown
Good for you, I guess?

Riley
Do you remember his name?

Unknown
I don't even know yours, to be honest.

Riley
Wait a sec...
You're seriously not Janie?

Unknown
Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

Riley
Well shit, I'm so sorry for
bothering you. My friend's
played that trick on me
before, I'm so sorry.
Unless you are Janie and
you're trying to persuade
me you aren't, because you're
trying to prove I'm really gullible.

Unknown
Dude, I don't even know your name.

Riley
How do I know that?

Unknown
Why would I lie to a person
I've never met before?

Riley
Wait a sec, I just got a text...
Oh shit, you actually aren't
Janie...

Unknown
I never would've guessed.

Riley
I am so sorry, she just texted me,
I must've got the number wrong.
I can't believe I just accused a
random stranger of being my friend.

Unknown
Aw, we aren't friends now? I'm so hurt.

Riley
I don't know who you are.
Stranger danger, and all that.

Unknown
I'm Sebastian, and I don't think you
can make a comment on stranger
danger.
Y'know, being the person who started
the conversation and all

Riley
STRANGER DANGER!!!

Unknown
Okayyyy...

Riley
Dude, you could be some creepy
old guy. Anyway, I should go now,
random stranger.

Unknown
*Sebastian.

Riley:
*random stranger
Bye now.

Unknown
Talk to you soon, friend.

Riley
Not likely, stranger.

Unknown
*sebastian