TALK ME DOWN → SEBASTIAN STAN

twenty five | groupchat

Sebastian
Mornin'

Chris
Good morning, my fellow actor.

ScarJo
Howdy.

RDJ
You feelin a little tired, Stan?

Sebastian
Now, why would I feel tired?

Riley
Hmm, I wonder ...

Chris
She's so coy, look at her.
We know what you did, you
two.

Riley
Oh darn, you caught us.

Sebastian
Gosh darn it.

ScarJo
I'm officially suspicious ...
Nobody would be this eager
to admit that they slept together.

Riley
^_^

Sebastian
We spent last night ...
MAKING CAKE FOR EVERYONE!

Riley
Since I've been here for the past week
and you guys have welcomed me with
open arms, I wanted to thank you.

Chris
Well, that was unexpected.

ScarJo
Aw, sweetie, you didn't have to x

Lizzie
You're officially my favourite
person here, Riley James.

Riley
💁🏼

Sebastian
She's my favourite person too ;)

Macca
Difference is, Lizzie ain't havin
sex with her favourite person ...

Sebastian
Well, damn.

Riley
Macca, who the man?

Macca
I'm the man.

Chris
?

RDJ
?

Sebastian
I'm as confused as you guys, tbh.

Riley
Don't worry, just an inside joke ;)

Sebastian
I don't know if the winky face
was necessary, young Riley.

Riley
Young?
Bitch, I'm nearly as old as you.

Sebastian
I hate to disagree with you, my
dear, but I'm actually four years
older than you. So there!

Riley
Fite me Stan

Sebastian
Don't tempt me ;)

RDJ
GET A ROOM!

Chris
I'm with Downey on this one.

GET A ROOM!

Sebastian
Don't tempt us, boys ;)

Macca
You know, we're kidding, Seb.

Where they at?

Chris
Ah shit.

RDJ
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