Unknown I know it's weird texting you out of the blue, but I need to look preoccupied so nobody tries to speak to me.
Riley It's weird that you're texting me at all. Haven't you got friends to talk to?Please tell me you do, otherwise I'm gonna feel really bad for saying that.
Unknown Of course I do. It's just that they're all busy.
Riley Where are you? At a party or something?
Unknown On the subway.
Riley You're on the subway, why would random people talk to you?
Unknown Rich question, coming from you, Miss. Stranger Danger.
Riley How do you know I'm a girl? I might be a boy.
Unknown Touché... Are you a boy?
Riley Stranger danger...
Unknown You have got to be joking.
Riley lmao :P
Unknown Did you really just say 'lmao'?
Riley Yeah, did you seriously just judge me for it?
Unknown Yeah
Riley Well, as I'm talking to you already stranger, I was just curious... Have you saved me as a contact?
Unknown Yup :P
Riley OMG seriously? What's my contact name?
Unknown "Stranger Danger."
Riley You're kidding.
Unknown No, I'm not.
Riley Yes, you are.
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Riley omfg, you aren't kidding.
Unknown Have a lil faith.
Riley Thanks for the advice, Sebastian.
Unknown HA! YOU SAID IT!
Riley Said what?
Unknown You called me Sebastian! YES!
Riley Shit, I didn't mean to. I take it back, stranger, I take it all back.
Unknown Uh-uh, no take backs. You called me Sebastian, you called me Sebastian :P
Riley Fuck you.
Unknown That's not very nice, friend.
Riley I'm not your friend, stranger.
Unknown Ouch, I'm hurt. Why you gotta be so mean?
Riley: I never claimed to be nice, Seb. OMG CAN I CALL YOU SEB?!
Unknown Only my friends can call me Seb :P Shit, my stop's coming up Bye Stranger Danger
