The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda

Imperials vs Stormcloaks

We're the Imperials,

We keep Skyrim safe,

So it's very sad to see,

That you have so little faith.

We should all settle down,

We don't have to fight,

Just get over your anger,

And step into the light.

Step into the light?

You took away our freedom!

You banished our religion,

And we should listen to your "wisdom"?

Fuck you!

You Imperial scum!

You act like you're so noble,

But you're just fucking dumb!

Calm yourself,

There's no need for that language,

Can't you see,

That your land is in anguish?

We're trying to protect you,

This was their demands,

Without this truce,

We wouldn't stand a chance.

Wouldn't stand a chance?

That's because you're weak!

Imperials are cowards,

They're dumb and fucking meek.

We are Nords!

We are proud and strong!

We don't need a fucking parent,

For us to get along.

Please calm down,

There's no need for this hate,

We must stop this war,

Before it's too late.

We really don't need this,

This war is tearing us apart!

Why can't you find any,

Forgiveness in your heart?

Forgiveness?

What are you saying?

Do you think we would fall,

For the game that you're playing?

We are the Stormcloaks!

We will never fall!

Bow down, Imperial scum,

And suck our balls!  

Who won? Who's next? You decide!