I was about to enter Windhelm when one of the guards started to talk to me. This is what she said:
"One-handed, huh? I'm not a fan of those clunky two-handed weapons either."
On her back was an iron warhammer...
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The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda
RandomAh, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand. Please enjoy!
