Hey! I know that spell! It's the strongest one, right? I hope it is, otherwise I just made an ass of myself. Anyways, have you ever tried to reanimate a dragon? I mean, it's not like you ate it's soul or anything...Oh, right. You did. But, isn't there a skeleton dragon that you have to fight? So it makes sense, right?
Nope, continuity is too much for Bethesda.
Go ahead, try shooting the dead Dragon with the spell. It has a freaking seizure. Bye Dragon! *waves at the twitching, spastic bones*
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The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda
RandomAh, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand. Please enjoy!