Ah, that beloved catchphrase of every guard ever. It is also a meme, I believe. I bet you that every time a guard said that, you took out your bow and promptly shot him in the Knee with an arrow, right?
Little did you know that the term "I took and arrow to the Knee" actually meant that they had gotten married.
You and I have a lot of apology letters to write.
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The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda
RandomAh, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand. Please enjoy!
