Solsthiem is my favorite place outside of Skyrim! Well, it's the only place outside of Skyrim, but that's besides the point. There are cool things to see there, like;
Dust,
Dust,
Dust,
Bugs,
Dust people,
That Miraak bitch,
Giant shrooms,
Tentacle hentai book monsters,
Distorted Xenomorphs,
Stoned people who chant things,
Dust,
A crazy guy,
A crazy guy who flies,
Dust,
Land jellyfish,
Dust,
And dust.
But my favorite sight is the Red Mountain, the most important landmark on Solstheim! Haven't heard of it? Well maybe that's because you can't actually visit it! Nope, it's just part of the background.
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The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda
RandomAh, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand. Please enjoy!
