Being the Dragonborn has multiple perks. Respect, the ability to shout, being able to ride dragons, I could go on and on, and yet...
Being Dragonborn does not protect you from accidentally stealing a flower. "You're going to rot in the Dragonsreach dungeon, scum."
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The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda
RandomAh, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand. Please enjoy!