Ah, the dwemer. The most technologically advanced civilization in all of Tamriel. They have automatons, intricate locks and even a whole mechanism that could submerge them into the water, if need be.
But the one thing they don't have is...
A bathroom.
Seriously, where are they?
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The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda
RandomAh, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand. Please enjoy!
