Unattractive {Zoro}

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((This is for i_love_animeess X3 Hope you enjoy!!))

"KYAA!!!!!!!!"

"WHATS WRONG!!!!" Zoro burst into the room.

"This can't be happening.." You sobbed.

You and Zoro have been dating for almost a year now, ever since you two started dating he has been sneaking in the kitchen and cooking for you, giving you sweets, cooking you large portions of food, and doing everything for you. And now your 10 pounds over your goal for weight.

Zoro walked over to you and wrapped his arms around you.

"Im not beautiful anymore.." You sobbed.

"Oi don't say that, your the most beautiful women I know" Zoro kissed your neck.

"Look at the scale! Im 10 pounds over!" You said pointing down at the scale.

"HAHAHAHA!!!!" Zoro busted out laughing.

"WHAT THE HELL!?!!?!" Your teeth turned into sharks.

"You've gained so much weight!" Zoro was on the ground laughing his ass off.

"SHUDUP! CAPTAIN SKINNY-DICK!!!" 

"Whats the matter chubby panda~" Zoro purred.

"Jackass.." You mumbled while putting on a sweater and shorts.

~timeskip~

"(Y/N)CHWAAN!!!" Sanji swooned.

It was now dinnertime and everyone was eating except for you.

"What do you want.." You moped.

"I made you some sweets!~" 

Sanji set them on the table and you kicked them straight towards Zoro. This caused Zoro to almost choke on his food.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Zoro yelled.

"FOR CALLING ME CHUBBY DUMBASS!!" You yelled back.

"Oi! Does this mean (Y/n) can be my girlfriend?" Luffy smiled.

"NO!!" Both you and Zoro yelled.

~TimeSkip~

It was now bed time you and Zoro were getting ready to go to bed.

"Hey (Y/n)... You should have sex with me.." Zoro said while laying on the bed.

"No" You scoffed.

"you don't have a choice" Zoro growled while pinning you to the bed.

"Well I thought I was chubby and unattractive.." You pouted.

"I never said unattractive idiot.."

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