Messages To Joe | J.S

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Friday December 15th 2018:
{morning}

9:04 - Amber:
Oh Joe

You're a softie under that packet of abs and sharp jawline :))

9:05 - Joe:
Well, before I take all the credit, I needed Zoë's help picking the bath bombs but she said they were the best and newest in Lush at the moment and that you'd love them

9:07 - Amber:
I do sm they smell so good and the little teddy :() Josephhhh

9:09 - Joe:
I'd have given it to you in person but I think you'd slap me...

9:12 - Amber:
NOOO I wouldn't slap you, I think I'd do something else but that would have worse consequences...

9:13 - Joe:
I wish I wasn't dumb enough to not know what that meant :/

9:15 - Amber:
THANK YOU SUGG XXXX

9:16 - Joe:
YOU'RE WELCOME AMBAAAAA XXX

9:17 - Amber:
OH AND AND I HAD A (LATE) SURPRISE PARTY YESTERDAY AND LOADS OF MY OLD FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL WERE THERE AND WE PLAYED LITTLE KID GAMES AND WE WERE SO CHILDISH AND I HAD A PRINCESS CAKE IT WAS HILARIOUS

9:19 - Joe:
YOU BIG KID YOU

9:20 - Amber:
OH I KNOW BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN AND I GOT ALL THESE OLD SCHOOL TOYS AS JOKE PRESENTS SO YOURS WAS A RELIEF TO SHOW I HAD SOME SANITY

9:21 - Joe:
Well I thought you could relax after all the stress I caused you :)

9:23 - Amber:
Omg

You stopped the caps chat

I'm hurt. H U R T

Jks but you caused me no stress - only good stress - so please don't think you did, OK?

9:25 - Joe:
Okay well I thought you could relax

I'm coming home today and I need to upload a vlog but it's only like 4/5 minutes long

9:27 - Amber:
Well record anything, people will still watch it

9:28 - Joe:
That's not true, my 'doing nothing' vlogs get almost 1/3 less views than my reasonably active vlogs

9:30 - Amber:
Well then, walk around shirtless, they you'll get a lot more views

9:31 - Joe:
You'd like that wouldn't you

9:33 - Amber:
No

Not really

Don't need to see your nipple or 4 pack

9:34 - Joe:
Oh

Rude bitch

9:38 - Amber:
You brought it up, dickhead

9:39 - Joe:
I love our chats

Even though I should probably be editing or doing anything else

9:44 - Amber:
Same

I could be, you know, with friends

9:45 - Joe:
I'm your friend

Thought I was your best friend

9:46 - Amber:
Am I your best friend

9:47 - Joe:
Ofc

9:50 - Amber:
What about Caspar?

9:53 - Joe:
He's just there for show, they said it meant good sales

9:54 - Amber:
Oh bril

9:57 - Joe:
:)

9:59 - Amber:
I'm going to go now because I need breakfast and then I'm going to write some of my book

I wanna get published some day

10:06 - Joe:
OOOOO WHATS IT ABOUT

10:07 - Amber:
You can't hate me

10:08 - Joe:
I wontttt

10:10 - Amber:
Well, it's basically based on us

And it's a fanfiction

It's really freaking popular

10:23 - Joe:
Oh lord you're probably gone now but that's so coooooolllll!1!1!1

10:25 - Amber:
Okey I do need to go actually but I'm gonna think of a name for my new bear

10:26 - Joe:
Joe?

10:29 - Amber:
Noooo Joey or Barry

Goodbye joeeyyyy xx

10:30 - Joe:
Hate you

10:31 - Amber:
LOVE YOOOOOUUUU TOOOOOO