Messages To Joe | J.S

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Thursday December 14th 2018:
{afternoon}

1:04 - Joe:
Did you get anything today? :)

1:07 - Amber:
No...why?

1:09 - Joe:
What, nothing in the post? No parcel?

1:10 - Amber:
Nope.

Was I meant to?

1:11 - Joe:
Yeahh

I was so annoyed it didn't turn up yesterday and it didn't turn up today either :(

1:14 - Amber:
Did you get me something

Thought i told you not to

1:16 - Joe:
You said nothing of the sort ;)

1:17 - Amber:
You're cute Sugg

1:21 - Joe:
But...?

1:23 - Amber:
I have to go cause I'm busy :((

1:24 - Joe:
:( with what?

1:26 - Amber:
Well, I'm not sure, I'm being driven somewhere

1:28 - Joe:
Amber, is this a coded message, do you want me to call the police?

1:29 - Amber:
No dumbass I'm not being kidnapped! It's a surprise, Sam and Kim are taking me- they're going out by the way, it's drama drama drama where I'm concerned

1:34 - Joe:
You don't understand how much I want to be driving you somewhere right now :(

1:35 - Amber:
Joe, me too, so much, BUT YOU NEED TO STAHPPP BUMMING ME OUT OR ILL JUST HAVE TO SEE YOU AND WE DON'T WANT THAT DO WE NO okay?

don't hate me for 'shouting' please xxxxx

1:37 - Joe:
I know I'll stop xx

1:38 - Amber:
So how's it been up there, I saw in your vlog you got to drive an Audi R8, they are like the buffest cars out and when I saw the lights and the indicators AHHH :0

1:43 - Joe:
Wahhhaaattt I didn't know you were into cars!1!1!1!

1:45 - Amber:
are you mad? I'm obsessed, although, I'm not normally into the expensive cars, kind of more excited to get a Land Rover when I'm old enough...and can afford it XD

1:46 - Joe:
Oh then when you next come to Wiltshire then we'll see hundreds !

1:49 - Amber:
I'm sorry but I have to go, im being freaking blindfolded this is so bloody pathetic

Make a note, I do NOT like surprises, I need to have some kind of some control

Oh and especially do not blindfold me and rob me of all my fucking control

1:50 - Joe:
Have a good time without me :(

1:52 - Amber:
Dick

1:53 - Joe:
Oh you must be blindfolded

1:55 - Amber:
Eww all that's going through my mind right now is some fifty shades of grey fucked up shit

1:57 - Joe:
And I'm the one with the innuendos

1:58 - Amber:
That wasn't even an innuendo

Just a dirty mind

2:01 - Joe:
Goodbye love x

2:03 - Amber:
Goodbye Hoeseph x

Fucking autocorrect

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Bare with me, I'm writing another fanfiction in my drafts so yeah, it's gonna be a good one so allow that but THIS ISNT GONNA END YET LIKE THE MESSAGES I PROMISE