Messages To Joe | J.S

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Tuesday December 12th 2018:
{morning}

11:02 - Joe:
gUESS WHAT DAY IT IS TOMORROW???

11:04 - Amber:
And how would you know? x

11:07 - Joe:
IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAAY, EXCELLENT GUESS!

11:09 - Amber:
Have I ever actually told you that?

11:12 - Joe:
NOOO but it's on your Twitter dumbass

11:16 - Amber:
Eww but my Twitter is like 10283763 years olddddd don't want you looking at thattt

11:17 - Joe:
Stop liking and retweeting my stuff thennn

11:20 - Amber:
Okay

I'll like and retweet Caspar's stuff instead ;)

11:21 - Joe:
No.

You can't make that joke now you actually know him

11:23 - Amber:
It's not a joke Joe

I love Caspar

11:24 - Joe:
Stahp

11:26 - Amber:
We're getting married uno

11:27 - Joe:
Really? When?

11:28 - Amber:
We are eloping tomorrow

Vegas Baby!

11:30 - Joe:
Shut up

I know you're too lazy for that

11:35 - Amber:
Nope I'm too lazy for a big wedding

So we're just gonna sign the book thingy and have sex

Then gamble our life savings away

11:37 - Joe:
Sounds like a terrible day out

11:38 - Amber:
The alcohol will make it a lot more enjoyable trust me

You should try it

11:40 - Joe:
Seriously tho what are you gonna do for it?

11:42 - Amber:
Nothing

well actually that's a lie, I'll open my presents, then do nothing

11:43 - Joe:
I'd make sure you'd do something if I wasn't up here in bath :((

11:45 - Amber:
Ik you would but you are having that early Christmas thing so yah, it's cool it's cool, I'll just cry you know cause I'm lonely and shit

11:46 - Joe:
STAHP OR ILL DRIVE DOWN AND THROW YOU A PARTY

11:52 - Amber:
Ooo I do love a party

But I can't I'm already doing something with Caspar

11:54 - Joe:
Oh shut up bout the fucking wedding XD

11:55 - Amber:
Alright fine

But he is taking me out tomorrow

11:58 - Joe:
Oh really? Where to?

12:03 - Amber:
Only Nandos calm down Sugg

12:05 - Joe:
But I LOVE Nandos

12:06 - Amber:
A cheeky Nandos with Caspar

12:09 - Joe:
We'll get together when I get back yeah?

12:10 - Amber:
You know we can't do that

12:12 - Joe:
We're the most awkward people, you know that? :(

12:15 - Amber:
Yes I know that dumbass

12:19 - Joe:
ily ;)

12:22 - Amber:
Ik that too x