Teen Wolf 3x12 Rant

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And wait guys I really hope I dont just have a perverted mind but who else found this line incredibly dirty? "I want you to do what you do best, Lydia. Scream." :O I WAS CRYING WITH LAUGHTER I ACTUALLY HAD TO PAUSE MY TV I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!! IVE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD DURING THIS SHOW!!! It was so dirty!!!! I was dying. And now onto the next big thing...DEUCALION!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Forget Demon wolf - that man is a fucking SCARY-ASS GARGOYLE!!! He actually very closely resembled a creepy-ass dark version of Abraham Lincoln to me, but hey. Whatever you choose, he was one scary bastard. And then when he tried to make Scott kill Jennifer, I was like NO U FUCKER but then Scott didnt so thank goodness :) And Scott being like "Who's going to save them, your friends?" "My pack" I was automatically like YAH BITCH THAT'S RIGHT. HES GOT A PACK NOW!!!  And then when Deucalion slapped Jennifer I was like WHOOMP THERE IT IS!! THE PIMP SLAP!! Haha :D 

Oh and who else thinks there are too many damn abandoned buildings in this goddamn town? It's like, is there anybody working/living in Beacon Hills? Gosh! And next thing that happened was OMG Jennifer made Deucalion see again!! OHMYGOD!! I really hope he's good now because if he's not I will die. Derek and Scott made a damn good/hot/incredibly sexy..what was I talking about? Oh yeah, they made a good team against him! I love when all my boys are getting along :) But when Derek turned on Jennifer and slammed her down? I was sitting on my couch grinning and shouting YOU GO DEREK HALE!! FOUR FOR YOU DEREK HALE!! YOU GO DEREK HALE!! (vote if you understand that reference :P) 

And OH MY GOSH HOLY CRAP!! Scott's officially a True Alpha now!! I was like DAMN SCOTT NICE GOING when he broke through the mountain ash! I'm sorry but does "True" in front of "Alpha" actually mean Invincible? Lol cause that would awesome! But honestly, these werewolves in Beacon Hills need a new goal. It seems like everybodys always saying "I am the Alpha" or "I'm the Alpha now" or "I WAS ALWAYS THE ALPHA"! Its like come on guys, get over yourselves.

And then later when Aiden told Lydia he knew he liked her I was like AWWWW FANGIRLING TIMES TEN!!!! They're too cute <3 And at the end when it showed Dethan - I died. And Aiden and Lydia - I died. And I'm even warming up to the idea of Isaac and Allison so I didnt die at that part, just had a mild stroke :) And somehow, Scott and Stiles are always single! Lol :D But now I come to the final thing in this episode that nearly made me pee my pants from crying. 

DEREKS GONE. I simply have no words. Except that my life is officially over. I was sobbing my eyes out when he and Cora left and Scott said his bit about wishing he'd come back but knowing he'd be better off wherever he is. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO :( :( DEREK MY BABY YOU CANT LEAVE!!! Like I dont even know what to do with my life if Derek isnt in Beacon Hills anymore. All I can say is he BETTER come back in 3b or I'll stop watching the show. Enough said! But finally, I am flabbergasted at Peter's outburst. Dont get me wrong - i'm utterly THRILLED that Jennifer is dead, but what the holy fucking fuck Peter??? You're an Alpha?? How?? You werent always an Alpha?? What?? We SAW your eyes glow blue! The only explanation I can think of is Peter's suffered brain damage from the fire and has been living in a half-state this entire time and now he's hallucinating that he's an Alpha when he's clearly not. But who knows, maybe he is, somehow. Derek's power is just floating around out there after all. On an unrelated note, I have a question - since the twins were killed while in merged form, does that mean that just their merged selves died? Like so they can't combine anymore? But their individual selves are alive? I hope not because then they lose a major advantage! :( And finally, all of my ships after Season 3A: 

Dethan <3

Whatever Aiden and Lydia are <3

Sheriff Stilinski and Melissa <3

Sort of Isaac and Allison (we'll see) 

Stora <3

STEREK <3 (I won't give up!) 

But anyways, this was an amazing midseason finale and I'm so sad it's over :( I cannot believe we have to wait until JANUARY for more Teen Wolf! I'm already missing it. But not only is this my last rant for a while, this is the very last post under my story, Stuck Like Glue. So I hope you guys all check out my other stories, be it the one I'm working on now or the three that are to come, and I'll catch you guys in 2014! :) Thank you all so much and I honestly couldn't ask for better readers or fans. 

For the final time, 

xoxo Samantha :) 

Oh and PS - please check out the AWESOME trailer made for me by LittleMissKL on the right!!! >>> And the one made by MyBeautifulMuse posted in the external link! Theyre really great :) Thanks 

And PPS - I posted gifs in the comments below so check them out!! :D Thanks guys love you

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