Why am I here? HIATUS

Kissing Headcanons

Reds:

Grif- he usually just let's it happen, though sometimes he can actually try to kiss you

Simmons- he loves being dominated by you

Donut- he's always sneaking kisses with you when no one's looking

Blues:

Church- he always bosses you around when you guys kiss, telling you to kiss him deeper and such

Caboose- he has no idea what happens when you kiss

Tucker- he tries to be eager, but he's really just a cute "innocent" lil' baby that has no fucking idea what he's doing

Freelancers:

Wash- he's submissive and dominate at the same time, he absolutely adores your kisses

York- he kisses you at random points and always teases you when the others are around

North- he rarely kisses you on the lips, always on your cheeks or forehead

Maine- you only kisses him when you're alone, he doesn't like it but he's the submissive one

Wyoming- always boasting and making his jokes, you never really have time to kiss

Flowers- well he's dead, but before he died you'd always share passionate, loving kisses

Lieutenants:

Palomo- always teasing you about liking him, Kimball yells at you two when you kiss

Bitters- he's too fucking lazy, but at least he loves you <3

Smith- he gets nervous that someone's going to walk in on you two kissing, but he's gotten over it after a few weeks

AIs:

Theta- he gets nervous when you guys kiss, as if someone's going to catch you... As a matter of fact his fatherly figure (North) caught you guys once

Delta- nope. Never happens.

Epsilon- jfc just refer to the church one

Omega/O'Mally- yeah...he kinda sorta bites you when you guys kiss :/

Sigma- he. hates. kissing.

Mercs:

Felix- he just, uh, makes out with you until you can't breathe anymore. o.o

Locus- he doesn't want to come off as soft, especially when Felix is around. Basically, you only kiss when you're alone

Other characters I missed an realized it before I published this shitty headcanon:

Doc- he gets hella nervous, O'Mally forces him on you actually

Doyle- he kisses you in secret, hush hush- no one knows you guys are dating except Kimball bc you guys love each other(in a sisterly way gog)

If I missed anyone tell me and I'll add them, zank yew frands