Rich Teenaged Boy Problems

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CHAT NOIR

"Ugh! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" I said facepalming to each word. I cannot believe I just did that. What even!

" Haha!" I heard Plagg behind, well more like I smelled him. "I can't believe you purred like that!" He floated behind me laughing his butt off as he ate disgusting piece of Camembert.

I sighed. "I know!" I yelled throwing my hands up. Then flopped onto my bed groaning into a pillow. This just resulted in making him laugh harder. I chucked the pillow his way, "Shut up Plagg!" He dodged it wide eyed.

" Hey watch the Camembert!" He yelled and ended it with a tiny squeaky hiss. I couldn't hold it in. His face and the hiss. I laughed mouth wide open. Big mistake...

Plagg flew right at me and shoved the whole piece of smelly cheese into my mouth. I closed my mouth and gagged. I accidentally swallowed half and spat out the rest. "Ugh! Plagg!" I grabbed my waterbottle off my desk and rinsed my mouth. It didn't help.

"What?" He shrugged grinning, "Oh well you don't know what you're missing." He pulled out another piece and swallowed it whole. I think I'm gonna be sick. I ran out of my room.
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"Plagg this is your fault!" I scolded him. I was late for school. Not again! I quickly unbuckled and ran out of my limo. "Oh no! Two minutes before the bell rings!" I ran like my life depended on it. It kind of did, education is important.

I flung the door open quickly but quietly and entered class as the bell rang. The teacher was at the board at the front of the room and didn't see me. Good. I was about to start going to my desk when-

"Aaaaah!" We both screamed in unison. I was knocked to the floor and she fell to my right, her bottom half on the back of my legs. The teacher turned around fuming. Uh-oh...

 Uh-oh

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"Mr. Agreste and Miss Dupain-Cheng if you are going to be late to class, please enter quietly, do not interrupt the class." She went back to writing on the board. That could have gone smoother...way to go Adrien... I mentally facepalmed.

"Oh hey are you ok?" I asked Marinette as I helped her up. I held her hand and she looked up at me meeting my gaze, she turned fifty shades of red. She looked away quickly and took her hand back rushing to her seat behind mine.

I sat down as well. She's so peculiar, I thought. Behind I could hear Alya scold Marinette for her tardiness. Then I swear I heard my name within a string of tiny whispers from Alya to Marinette. I turned around confused. Marinette in the middle of saying something stopped and blushed again as I looked her way. She pursed her lips, then smiled awkwardly, then bit her lip and looked away. Odd, why would they talk about me?

I heard whisper sounds and moments later a small thud and then Marinette's muffled groan. Alya giggled.
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"Yes Natalie, thank you" I said finishing my call. I had a photo shoot in ten. Fun...I was heading home but then told the limo driver to go to the studio for the lousy photo shoot.

You wouldn't understand. Popularity, wealth, good looks, everyone wants that. Not me, I want a normal life. One where I didn't ring a bell and got the newest video game or one with at least no photo shoots. All of that eventually takes it's toll. It's the boring same old routine everyday. The only time I can be the real me is when I transform. As my alter ego Chat Noir I can express myself. I can jump around, run, speak freely. I can really feel...alive.

And with her... I feel like I'm in heaven. I sigh.

I see her there with those beautiful electric blue eyes and jet black hair! I say electric blue because that is what I feel when she looks at me... I feel electricity course through my veins. Her gaze sparking through me springing me back to life, causing me to smile.

Then throw a pun or two. I can't help it. I don't know why, I am superman and she is my kryptonite. She makes my stomach flutter like the Akumas we work hard together to capture. Her laughs and giggles flowing through my ears hypnotizing me, captivating me, drawing me near. I wish...I wish I knew who she was. God, she must be ten times more beautiful as her normal self without the mask...scratch that. A thousand times more beautiful! I will find out who she is! Soon I hope, soon...

Man...I-I think I've come to love her! My little bugaboo. My Lady...♡

I am brought out of my thoughts as I arrive at the studio. I will see her tonight though, on night patrol, and... I smirk, I have a devilish plan up my sleeve >:3...

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