Percy Jackson One Shots

Piper Mclean

This is going to be a long day.

*****Greek/Latin class*****

It's mandatory. Ever since the gods were revealed, all high schools have been under strict orders to immerse its students in the Greek/Roman culture and try to at least learn a couple words in both Greek and Latin. This class will be a piece of cake. And then I remember something Athena told me. The mortals are hunting demigods. I can't show my smarts in this class. I have to play it dumb so no one suspects who I am. So no one will drag me away. Imagine, my one good subject, and I have to pretend to not even understand a word. I sigh in frustration and push open the door.

I walk into the class, but stop short when I see whose standing by the blackboard. There is the teacher of course, but also a girl with spiky black hair and a death to barbie shirt I've seen more times than I can count.

"Hello, class. Today we have a guest speaker." The teacher looks at Thalia for a second before adding, "I'll let her introduce herself."

Thalia leans against the chalkboard. "Hey, I'm Thalia. I'm a daughter of Zeus and lieutenant of the hunters of Artemis. I was a pine for..." she crinkles her face trying to do the math, "for a long time. I've gone on a quest, also I fought in both the second Titan war and the second Giant war. I'm a hero of Olympus. And right now I'm just here to answer any questions you may have. So ask away."

Everyone looks terrified of her. Frankly, I don't blame them. They have good reasons.

"Will you marry me?" Someone shouts near the back of the class.

Thalia focuses her intense eyes in that direction and I hear more than a couple whimpers. "Another thing to mention, all hunters of Artemis vow off men. I hate you," she addresses the male population of the class. "The only couple guys in the world I can stand are my brother, an idiot who feels like my brother, and one of my cousins. If anyone asks me out on a date I will tear them apart with my teeth."

I can't help it. This is waaaaay too funny. I'm past my point where I have to smile. I burst out in laughs and bang my head and slap my hand against the desk. I don't get it. This isn't funny at all, but at the same time, I don't think I've ever witnessed anything funnier. I can tell people are giving me weird looks now, but I honestly don't care anymore. When my laughing finally subsides and I look around at the classroom again, every eye is fixated on me and Thalia is smirking.

She walks over to me, bends over to whisper in my ear and says, " Made you crack." I roll my eyes at her and look away.

"Any more questions? Anythi-"

"Daughter of Zeus. Lieutenant of Artemis." A dracanae slithers into the room. She pauses for a moment to sniff the air. "A daughter of Aphrodite as well. What a treat."

Everyone turns to Thalia, pleading she'll do something. No one seems to have heard the dracanae's last comment. Okay, so all I have to do is let Thalia kill the thing and I won't be revealed. But if I am discovered maybe I'll see Jason sooner...

My thoughts are shattered by a scream. I look and the dracanae has cornered Thalia. Don't know how...and then I realize that school security must have taken all her weapons upon her entrance. She must had known she was teaching me and could therefore trust me to defend her against monster attacks. Great job I'm doing.

I leap up and as the dracanae grapples with Thalia in order to kill her I slash the thing in the back. It disintegrates immediately.

"You know you got to come in sooner, Pipes."

"I know, Thals, I know. I was kind of in this whole dilemma. Do I help you and get discovered, or do I let you have all the glory for killing a dracanae. I forgot you left your weapons with security people. Sorry bout that," I protest.

She rolls her eyes and starts to say something, but I'm not finished. "The only thing that actually made me help you was your very Percy like scream."

"Wait, so me screaming like Percy, saved my ass?" she asks.

I nod, "Basically."

"That's sad."

"Yes, yes it is."

"Who are you? Is your name really Piper?" a voice demands. Thalia and I spin back to face the class. I'll admit, I'd forgotten they were there.

"My name is Piper McLean. I'm a demigod. Ciao people." And with that - after lasting six periods at the stupid boarding school - I walk out the door and never look back.

Hope you enjoyed this as much as I loved writing it. You've hopefully noticed that I don't update a lot. I'll do my best to update this story once a week. If it takes longer I'm going to apologize right now and I'm also going to apologize in that chapter. Anyways, if you haven't already, check out my other Percabeth fanfic. Thank you, y'all are Percyfect.

(That's just way overused ain't it?)

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