Adopted by the Akatsuki

Adopted by the Akatsuki 2

the next day was so not normal. then again, was there such a thing as a normal day when you'd been raised by a bunch of S-Rank criminals? i often wondered what it was like for a normal kid with parents. i wondered just how different it was from the life i had here with the Akatsuki.  the next day was the day that i got really mad at Kabuto, that was odd because i usually only got mad at Hidan.

Apparently Kabuto had lost his sanity for about ten seconds and he'd told Pein that i was ready for my first Mission. this was not going to end well because i only knew one Jutsu-how to read peoples minds. other then that, i was Jutsu-less.

Kabuto said it wasn't a hard mission-you realize this is coming from the guy who is an S-Rank criminal right?- and that it was just to gather information.

 i swear he was out to insult me because i could read minds. i just tended to avoid everyone's mind-aside from Hidan's- because their minds were downright creepy. i'd gone into Orochimaru's mind on accident once....that had traumatized me for life, and frankly, i still had nightmares from the things that i had seen in that guys mind. i shuddered just thinking about the freaky snake-man.

Hidan had made a bet with someone as to if i was going to fail the mission or not.

Kisame and Itachi were going with me just in case i screwed the whole thing up. i wanted to throw one of my 'raging hissy fits' right now but i knew that doing so would only make them think that Hidan was right and that i wasn't ready. gee, it was going to be so easy to prove that i was ready when I didn't even know if i was ready. why did i get the feeling something was going to go horribly wrong?

things went wrong even before we left the base. there was a freaking ambush waiting for us and Hidian the Idiot just waltzed right into it. Kakuzu had to sew his head back on, and he was not happy about that.

Hidan tried blaming it on me.

kind of hard to blame the kid that was still trying to find her freaking shoes when the ambush happened. (i am telling you my shoes hid from me because they weren't where i left them)

after i tracked down my demonic shoes and put them on we set out. i felt like an idiot because Itachi and Kisame looked powerful and scary and i was wearing a pink shirt with flowers and a psychotic bunny, and my shorts looked like they were covered in green and purple butterfly vomit, add that to the fact that they had to stop to catch me the five times that i went chasing after bunnies-the sixth time i was chasing after a cow but Itachi and Kisame didn't believe me when i told them that i'd seen a cow-and it really looked menacing. (i'd perfected my evil giggle a long time ago)

Kisame made his own detour after we spotted some people fishing i made a joke and asked him if he saw his wife in any of the nets.

Kisame shot me a demonic glare and told me that he didn't have a wife.

i saw some fishes in nets and i asked him if any of them were his kid.

he whacked he on the back of the head.

"KIsame." Itachi said, as if to stop him.

"The kid deserved it." Kisame snapped.

i stuck my tongue out at Kisame.

"Its a kid." Itachi told Kisame.

i had no idea if Itachi was insulting me when he said that. his voice was monotone, but i wondered if that was an insult.

"Its an annoying kid." Kisame clarified.

i giggled again.

we were out to find some guy who knew something about the Akatsuki and had arranged a meeting with Itachi and Kisame-thinking they were different people-to give away the information. i found it funny that Itachi was calling me the childish one when Kisame practically pleaded with Itachi to let him kill the guy. Itachi said yes, but only after Itachi had gotten the information from the guy.