This is the part where I slam my head against my desk multiple times.
Note: ALL THE EXAMPLES IN THIS CHAPTER ARE FUCKING DRAWINGS AND IT'S SO MUCH WEIRDER IN REAL LIFE
How To Get a Guy
By: Jessica Bobeck
1. Love letter. Remember his locker or desk. example:
Dear Camden,
I like you very much do you like me?
[X]yes [ ]no
-Jessica <3
(worked on my BFF)
2. Asking. Just go ahead and ask him. example:
"Camden, do you like me?"
"yes. What about you?"
"yes." (I'M CRYING WHTAT THE FUCSK)
3. Getting a friend to ask. Friends help :D example:
"ask camden if he likes me"
"ok"
--
"do you like Jessica"
"yes (sometimes lies and says no)"
4. Over hear. Listen to find out. example:
Camden talking to his friend: "I like Jessica"
His friend: "omg"
Me, standing in the background like the stalker I am: "yes! he likes me"
5. Wait. Takes too long..... example:
Day 1 *insert doodle of Camden and me just standing*
Day 20 *insert doodle of Camden saying he likes me*
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT OMG
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Dear Diary...
De TodoA collection of my diary entries from when I was a child. I'm only doing this to publicly embarrass myself because I'm just as stupid as I was when I wrote these diary entries.
