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part 42: stereotypical omari au's

(this part is kinda light-hearted, though this does reflect how i feel regarding most of them-)

(this will have indirect spoilers for omori, so keep that in mind before reading on-)

(...and by that i mean the literal MAIN PLOT TWIST is immediately spoiled-)

okay anyways-

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Sunny: YAH YEET *throws violin down the staire*

Mari: OMG SUNNY WHAT THE FUCK?????? YOU JS THREW YOUR VIOLIN DOWN THE STAIRS HOW TF ARE WE GONNA DO THE RECITAL????

Sunny: grrr.... grrrrr...

Mari: YPU DUMBADS *fucking body slams sunny down the stairs even though she would not fucking do that in canon*

Sunny: A- *dies in autism*

Mari: o-oh my god... SUNNY!!!!!

Hero: *randomly shows up even though IT'S FUCKING BASIL WHO SHOWS UP NOT HERO WHAT THE FUCK GUYS* WTF HAPPENED???????

Mari: I-I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!!!!! FUCK I THINK HE'S DEAD-

Hero: ok let's bury the body then even though we are both 15 year olds and should know how to call a fucking ambulance because we need SOME kind of cover-up amirite lads?

Mari:

Mari: ok

*after they do some of the most "they would not fucking do that" shit ever*

Basil: OMG NOOOOOO SUNNY DEAD

Basil: GRRRRRR MARI'S A BITCH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER-

Basil: *proceeds to die his hair black and become a complete 180° of canon basil like look how they massacred my boy...*

Kel: i have zero plot relevance unless if the creator of this "actually really UNinteresting au idea" ships suntan which then i'm also a complete 180° and is an emo bitch like how fanon presents me when in reality i'm just emotionally mature

Aubrey: cool, all i do is get mari to touch grass again and besides from that i have zero plot relevance because emo basil trying to dig up sunny's corpse or something is more important

*meanwhile...*

Mari: *casually forms a headspace even though not everyone reacts to trauma by forming headspaces-*

Hikki: whaddup, i'm hikki

Mari: cool