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i found that one in the comments of pda's wiki page-
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one of my classmates sent me that-
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yes
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blocky no-
okay anyways-
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*Taxy is stood in front of a computer*
Tax Document: Well... I've learnt so much from his Twitter.
Tax Document: I guess there's only one thing to do now-
*Wild runs in*
Wild Card: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!
Tax Document:
Tax Document: And I did anyway.
Tax Document: What you gonna do, bitch?
*Taxy shows Wild the computer*
Tax Document: As you can see, Twitter went through a bunch of updates.
Tax Document: This one is the one that makes me go away from your bitchass.
Wild Card: I'm going to kill you...
Wild Card:
Wild Card: And THEN kill you again.
Tax Document: Anyway...
*Taxy takes out an emerald*
Tax Document: Now that I have this emerald, I'm gonna put it RIGHT IN THERE!
*Taxy puts the emerald into the computer, activating the Twitter update*
[DRAMA DETECTED, BLOCKING ACCOUNT.]
Wild Card: MY FOLLOWER BASE!
Tax Document: And yet they still can't figure out how to get PSes off their site-
Wild Card: YOU SON OF A BITCH.
*Wild takes out a phone*
Wild Card: I'm gonna log into your Twitter and tell everyone what you said.
Tax Document: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts.
*Taxy's hand is right above a button*
Tax Document: My finger's right on top of the delete button, Wild Card.
Tax Document: What are you gonna do to stop me?
Tax Document: With your brotherly issues?
*Wild starts laughing*
Wild Card: You fool...
Wild Card: I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!
Wild Card: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY MAIN.
Tax Document: Are you referring to PrayToMe_1, PrayToMe_2, PrayToMe-
*PDA suddenly shows up*
Digital Assistant: Hey bitches, what's up?
Digital Assistant: Wild Card, I found your weed supplier through your Twitter account, thanks man.
Wild Card: *to Taxy* I told you, I HAVE ALTERNATIVES!
Digital Assistant: Anyway I also saw that uhh-
Digital Assistant: *pointing to Taxy* This guy over here fucked your wife.
Digital Assistant: That's pre- that sucks a lot, dude.
Digital Assistant: Must be uhh, pretty uhh, shaken up by that...
Wild Card: How do you think I feel being CUCKED by TAXES?!
Digital Assistant: Well, it might upset you know that-
Digital Assistant: I also fucked your wife.
Wild Card: AND THEY'RE ALSO NOW WITH A SWIFTIE?!
Tax Document: *to PDA* Good job.
*it cuts to these three me-fuckers on an island*
Wild Card: Alright, since the Suing-Two-Duo fucked my wife, I'm going to have to have both of you be a part of my team.
Wild Card: WHY IS THE CAMERA ZOOMING IN?
Digital Assistant: I mean, I guess that's fine, as long as I get my Taylor Swift, I don't really care.
Tax Document: I don't have a character motive.
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yep pda's officially an f/o now-
