part 1: bfb but marker has a gun

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It all begins with Pen running excitedly, wanting to show Eraser something. He winded up tripping over Rocky, because Rocky is an asshole.

"ERASER!" Pen shouted out, "Look what I just found! It's a rectangle!"

"Bitch, that's a parallelogram. I would know that." Eraser responded, as Pen then pulled something else out of complete nowhere.

"What about this then?" he asked, showing a teal pentagon. Eraser screamed out in fear.

"PEN THAT'S A FUCKING PENTAGON!"

"Yeah, like my name plus... tagon!"

"NO PEN, YOU DON'T GET IT. THE PENTAGONS KILLED MY GRANDMA." Eraser yelled out. He wasn't exaggerating either, a pentagon did kill his grandmother.

"Really? I didn't know they were that dangerous..."

Suddenly, the pentagon did some weird shit or whatever, scaring Pen and Eraser shitless. Pen yelled out for Blocky's help, and he had already grabbed Saw. But then, a bang was heard, splitting the pentagon into two.

The two pals stood there, as Saw screamed at Blocky to put her down. He walked over to the others  as she continued.

"Hey, it's now a quadrilateral, and a triangle." Blocky said, dropping Saw's handle.

"I don't want to see a pentagon ever again..." Pen muttered, traumatized by what the pentagon told him to do. It told him to kill everyone he owed that two hundred vigintillion dollars to.

"Who even was that that shot that... thing, anyways?"

Meanwhile, Foldy and Stapy were congratulating Marker on his perfect aiming. Yes, they were willing to risk two people's deaths, but that's fine in this world, recovery centres exist, so there's no permanence.

"Say, you know that promise we had?" Stapy began, as Foldy sat close by to him. "About how if we could make your aim accurate 73 feet away by this season, you'd get a reward?"

"You bet Stapy!" Marker happily exclaimed. "And that reward was...?" he added, as Stapy sighed.

"That we'd force Coiny to make me another dirt cake!"

"Marker no, not forcing-"

"It's ABSOLUTELY forcing him, Foldy!" Marker corrected. "Anyways, I'll go find him!" he added, picking up his gun, and running off. Foldy and Stapy gave a quick glance at each other.

They made out offscreen.

Coiny and Firey were looking at Cloudy's window, and Coiny held Pin's yoyleberry seeds.

"Ayo, fire-boy, imagine if you could throw these into that pot over there!"

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