Falkland Islands: *crying while Arg--tina's attacking em :<*
*Arg--tina gets slapped*
Arg--tina: :o
*United Kingdom (UK) is there*
UK: Don't touch my child...
Arg--tina: *takes out another knife, is slapped again*
Arg--tina: *takes out another knife, is slapped again*
Arg--tina: *takes out another knife, is slapped again*
Arg--tina: STOP IT.
*Margaret Thatcher runs in*
Thatcher: WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD?!
*UK points to Arg--tina*
*Thatcher slaps Arg--tina*
Thatcher: DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!
*insert the Falklands war here*
*Leopoldo Galtieri's just watching as UK bandages the Falklands up*
UK: *pointing at Galtieri* He was touching my child!
*Argentines run over*
Argentines: YOU WERE TOUCHING THE CHILD?!
Galtieri: NO-
*they proceed to riot and get him out of power and restore Arg--tina's democracy*
