part 2: lines from the cringiest chatfic ever /srs (don't ask-)

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no context for you for any of these lines >:> (except that this is bfb characters ONLY-)

cw: a lot of mentions of cocaine (which was probably what i was on making that au-)

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Firey Jr: anyways, im hiding from four rn.

Bubble: Why xoxo

Firey Jr: i slapped his leg, because he said i was built like a baked bean.

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I HATE YOU: LIGHTNING I'M COMING FOR YOU AND YOUR MEESTER TWEESTER KINNING ASS

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Lightning: GUYS PLZ SAVE ME

Thomas Chick: No

(Tree is offline)

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Lightning: FANNY WAS ABOUT TO KILL ME BUT SUDDENYL A MIX BETWEN A SHARL AND HORSE SAVED ME???

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Bomby: HELP I LOST MY ASS AGAIN

NAILED IT!: BOMBY YOU WHAT

Bomby: I LOST MY ASS

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TWO TRUCKS: hey guys wanna do cocaine /j

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I HATE YOU: DAY 1: EVER SINCE THE INCIDENT, I HAVE HAD TO HIDE.

Boible: fanny what happened

I HATE YOU: A SHORSE IS TRYING TO KILL ME.

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Thomas Chick: You all are why I'm wanting to cause death.

alexlion0511: Killing them or yourself

Thomas Chick: YES.

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Stapy's Waifu: Wait why would he have a phone when they don't have any limbs

alexlion0511: logic

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TWO TRUCKS: psst! i'm in rehab rn!

alexlion0511: wait WHAT

alexlion0511: CAN YOU EXPLAIN MORE @RUBY

TWO TRUCKS: flower sent me there after i sold my sister's organs online for crack cocaine

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Shorse: > ×!@ /÷?]/>,^ &÷=.

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