part 30: friendship combined with autism at its finest

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Trinity: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk...

Ennea: Go to sleep, Trinny!

(she's right-)

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Nicholas: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Quarta: Okay, but what is updog?

Daimon: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Kona: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Quincy: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Score: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Nicholas: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Kona: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Daimon: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Quarta: What’s a henway??

Nicholas: Oh, about five pounds.

(EPSI MENTION)

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Hex: Do likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Infinity: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Nulla: The final boss.

Prim: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Infinity: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Tess: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Octavius: Those are Pokemon cards.

Tess: You got a Magikarp!

Octavius: ...

Tess: It means 'screw you'.

(she's joking lol-)

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Trinity: If you water water, it grows.

Ennea: ...What.

Hex: She's got a point.

(true-)

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Acker: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Acker: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Acker: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

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