Peru: *praying* Dear Lord, thank you for this bountiful feast that we are about to recieve, as we stand at the presepence of our own extinction, may we find comfort in our final moments one last time as a continent. Amen.
(5:00 until nuclear anhilation)
Arg--tina: *crying* So kids, how was your last day at school?
Uruguay: In prayer group we ate our crosses so they'd enter our bodies.
Venezuela: I told everyone to get fucked.
Arg--tina: *slams hands on table* VENEZUELA!
Brazil: WHERE?
Venezuela: Then I stabbed Trinidad and Tobago.
Bolivia: Well, at least most of us are getting into heaven...
Colombia: Our cousin's right, Venny. We picked an ideology.
Venezuela: Socialism IS an ideology, Colombia! And I told you, my name is VENEZEULA.
Brazil: Well my name is hungry! *starts eating rapidly*
Arg--tina: Elbows off the GODDAMN table, this is LITERALLY the last time I'm gonna tell you this...
Brazil: It's comments like those that have slowly made me a Ronaldo fan through our whole friendship.
Arg--tina: I'm so glad we're gonna burn to death you piece of shit-
Brazil: *fingers in his ears* I can't hear you, I'm deaf, lalalalala-
Arg--tina: Look at me Brazil.
Brazil: *covering his eyes* Now I'm Helen Keller.
Arg--tina: Look me right in the cockeye.
Brazil: All I heard was cock-
Bolivia: *signs to Chile "have fun in hell"*
Chile: *kicks Bolivia underneath the table*
Bolivia: OWW!
Arg--tina: What just happened?
Bolivia: He kicked me!
Chile: Made sure closest to the ocean.
Arg--tina: AHH- DAMNIT CHILE.
Chile: Echo.
Arg--tina: Damnit Chile Chile Chile...
Colombia: I am gonna die with so many regrets.
Suriname: Me too, I've never fought someone...
Guyana: Oh you're not missing much Suriname, you don't know how hard it is to say the word "stop" when someone's getting the SHIT kicked out of them?
Paraguay: I do.
Chile: I regret not being adopted.
Arg--tina: Oh you are Chile.
Chile: ...WHAT?
*Brazil drops his cutlery*
Brazil: I'm just gonna come out and say it; I've always wanted my best friend to be a former British colony.
Brazil: And you Argie, you are so not a former British colony.
*Venezuela flicks food at Guyana, causing him to start choking*
Arg--tina: Well fuck you Brazil...
Brazil: I'VE WANTED TO SAY THAT TO YOU FOR YEARS!
*Guyana gets it out, only for it to start choking Arg--tina instead*
