aka twow but it's snapcube sonic dib moments (more like twow but tmm is rapidly losing it)
quick disclaimer: this gets pretty vulgar at certain parts, so if you don't wanna read them it's fine, js know that this is all meant to be light-hearted and NOT to be taken seriously-
anyways let's dive into this complete and utter mess-
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TheMightyMidge: *sighs*
TheMightyMidge: I miss my wife, Meester.
TheMightyMidge: I miss her a lot.
TheMightyMidge: I'll be back...
Meester Tweester: *literally just standing there*
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Spicyman33: I put hot sauce on everything, from twinkies to MILK.
Spicyman33: It's what I DO, as the ultimate lifeform.
TheMightyMidge: Well honey, your mascara's on fleek.
TheMightyMidge: We gotta get the fuck outta here though, because, uh... THE BUILDING'S GONNA EXPLODE.
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TheMightyMidge: THAT'S RIGHT YOU UGLY LITTLE GIRL, I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID NOSE, I'M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE-
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Crafty7: Hey, give that! That looks really scrumpious!
Spicyman33: *holding a gem of weed*
Spicyman33: No.
Crafty7: Please?
Crafty7: What if I say pretty please with a cherry on top, covered in a banana sundae?
Crafty7: HOW ABOUT THAT?! *runs towards Spicy*
Spicyman33: ZA... WARUDO! *uses the weed to get past*
