Cheb: Made you all playlists!
Cheb: Octavius, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Cheb: Quadra, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Cheb: And Freeman has the ABBA Gold album.
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Acker: Trin-Trin learned how to fold origami penguins from Doku the other day. I told her, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day she put them in the fridge.
(she's so sweet... AAAAAAA- /pos)
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Prim: You know, Pinocchio could tell us so much about the universe! He could randomly claim stuff like “The Big Bang happened” and his nose would confirm or deny our theory.
Octavius: Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you dumb f[uns]! His nose only grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest!
Acker: Things are heating up in the Pinocchio fandom…
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Do, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Trey: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Trey:
Trey: It's perfume.
(TREY NO YOU MIGHT DIE-)
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Seven: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Trinity: Schrödinger's boys.
Ellie: DAMNIT!
Perry: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Nicholas: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Nicholas: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Seven: ...
Trinity: ...
Ellie: ...
Perry: ...
Nicholas: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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Octavius: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*
Tess: What are you making?
Octavius: A mistake.
(NO-)
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*(Some Of) The Prime Squad is playing Chess*
Nicholas: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*
Trey: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*
Haiku: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*
Seven: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*
Ellie: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.
Kelly: They named a board game after cheese?
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Ennea: *makes Quadra a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Quadra: *sips tea*
Ennea:
Quadra: *finishes tea*
Ennea: Didn't it taste bad?
Quadra: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Ennea, tearing up: Oh, okay.
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small break/reminder: DRINK. WATER.
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Octavius: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
(so real /hj)
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Do: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Hex: Okay.
*later*
Quincy: HEX! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Do, whispering: Deny everything.
Hex, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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Do: I'm never having a debate with Quincy again, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."
(I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD-)
part 30: friendship combined with autism at its finest
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