Nicholas: What does WHAT mean?
Trinity, who is the only one who knows what Jack is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-
Octavius: WHAT THE F[LIP] DID JACK FIND IN THE BATHROOM?
Jack: I’M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-
Jack: IN L.A.
Jack: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!
Octavius and Nicholas: Oh, for GOODNESS SAKE JACK-
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Hex: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a f[UNS]ing problem.
(heck yeah!!!)
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Daimon: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Prim: That's deep.
Quarta: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Prim: That's deeper.
Nicholas: ...You guys are idiots.
(siblings <3)
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Do: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive.
Quincy: “I bought a monster truck.”
Gore: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.”
Trinity: “I got you pizza.”
Hex: Fools! I present to you this: “Ennea is driving to your house right now.”
Quincy: “Ennea had too much money so she's driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that she got for you.”
Do: “…Because she missed you.”
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Prim: Infinity won’t come out of his room!
Nulla: Just tell him I said something.
Prim: Like what?
Nulla: Anything factually incorrect.
Prim, shrugging: If you say so.
Imfinity, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Perry: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Quadra: You sleep with a teddybear.
Perry: He’s my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!
(I HEADCANON THIS NOW- his teddy's name is theo :>)
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Prim: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
part 30: friendship combined with autism at its finest
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