Brazil: *glaring at Arg--tina* He doesn't give me more than a goddamn migraine.
*Arg--tina's still choking*
Brazil: See the way he's struggling?
*Arg--tina gets it out, for Brazil to then eat it*
Brazil: SEE HOW READY I WAS FOR THAT?!
Venezuela: Well I'm ready for this dinner to be over, this food tastes like my economy...
Ecuador: Oh, that would be the Quaaludes!
Peru: The fuck do you mean, Ecuador?
Ecuador: I put the rest of the Quaaludes into everyone's dinner.
*everyone starts trying to spit it out*
Ecuador: I just wanted us to go out numb...
(0:30 until nuclear destruction)
Peru: *going full Aztec, sacrificing Bolivia* We're not alone...
Paraguay: I CAN'T STOP EATING MY FINGERS.
Suriname: No, no, I'm discovering a new color...
Colombia: Gran Colombia is possessing my body I- it's done.
Chile: Why was I adopted, Argie?
Bolivia: *sat upright after dying* [insert devil shit or something idfk-]
*Chile slowly leaves*
Peru: The sun has come back.
Arg--tina: I've always been jealous of UK...
*Suriname slams her head on the table*
Brazil: This is the big one guys, it was nice knowing you assholes.
- - -
*Paraguay wakes up*
Paraguay: *breathing heavily* Oh thank god...
*Paraguay looks down, seeing his fingers are gone*
Paraguay: *screams*
*Uruguay runs in, turning on the light*
Uruguay: *also screams*
- - -
*Brazil wakes up - he's in Oceania*
Brazil: I HAD THE NIGHTMARE AGAIN.
Australia: About South America?
Brazil: Yeah, they get weirder EVERYTIME!
Australia: Tell Argie imma slit his throat...
- - -
*Arg--tina wakes up*
Arg--tina: THE FUCK YOU WILL, AUSTRALIA!
*silence*
Brazil: Wait, so none of this was a dream?!
Colombia: We're fucked!
*insert chaos before the house explodes and they all die*
- - -
Extra:
Falkland Islands: *watching from afar* Our continent's a mess, isn't it?
French Guiana: Tell me about it, I'm part of the mainland.
Falkland Islands: I feel bad...
French Guiana: I'm fine. Me, Suri, and Guy get along well enough, and Brazil's actually kinda cool!
Falkland Islands: Most of South America are alright.
French Guiana: Most... then there's that one. You know who I mean.
Falkland Islands: Yeah, I know who you mean... *sad :<*
French Guiana: Maybe bringing him up wasn't a good idea... here.
*FG hands FI a little sheep plush*
French Guiana: Take it.
Falkland Islands: *takes the sheep plush, happy again :>* Thanks, Frenchie.
part 15: south america if ww3 happens
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