part 15: south america if ww3 happens

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Brazil: *glaring at Arg--tina* He doesn't give me more than a goddamn migraine.

*Arg--tina's still choking*

Brazil: See the way he's struggling?

*Arg--tina gets it out, for Brazil to then eat it*

Brazil: SEE HOW READY I WAS FOR THAT?!

Venezuela: Well I'm ready for this dinner to be over, this food tastes like my economy...

Ecuador: Oh, that would be the Quaaludes!

Peru: The fuck do you mean, Ecuador?

Ecuador: I put the rest of the Quaaludes into everyone's dinner.

*everyone starts trying to spit it out*

Ecuador: I just wanted us to go out numb...

(0:30 until nuclear destruction)

Peru: *going full Aztec, sacrificing Bolivia* We're not alone...

Paraguay: I CAN'T STOP EATING MY FINGERS.

Suriname: No, no, I'm discovering a new color...

Colombia: Gran Colombia is possessing my body I- it's done.

Chile: Why was I adopted, Argie?

Bolivia: *sat upright after dying* [insert devil shit or something idfk-]

*Chile slowly leaves*

Peru: The sun has come back.

Arg--tina: I've always been jealous of UK...

*Suriname slams her head on the table*

Brazil: This is the big one guys, it was nice knowing you assholes.

- - -

*Paraguay wakes up*

Paraguay: *breathing heavily* Oh thank god...

*Paraguay looks down, seeing his fingers are gone*

Paraguay: *screams*

*Uruguay runs in, turning on the light*

Uruguay: *also screams*

- - -

*Brazil wakes up - he's in Oceania*

Brazil: I HAD THE NIGHTMARE AGAIN.

Australia: About South America?

Brazil: Yeah, they get weirder EVERYTIME!

Australia: Tell Argie imma slit his throat...

- - -

*Arg--tina wakes up*

Arg--tina: THE FUCK YOU WILL, AUSTRALIA!

*silence*

Brazil: Wait, so none of this was a dream?!

Colombia: We're fucked!

*insert chaos before the house explodes and they all die*

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Extra:

Falkland Islands: *watching from afar* Our continent's a mess, isn't it?

French Guiana: Tell me about it, I'm part of the mainland.

Falkland Islands: I feel bad...

French Guiana: I'm fine. Me, Suri, and Guy get along well enough, and Brazil's actually kinda cool!

Falkland Islands: Most of South America are alright.

French Guiana: Most... then there's that one. You know who I mean.

Falkland Islands: Yeah, I know who you mean... *sad :<*

French Guiana: Maybe bringing him up wasn't a good idea... here.

*FG hands FI a little sheep plush*

French Guiana: Take it.

Falkland Islands: *takes the sheep plush, happy again :>* Thanks, Frenchie.

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