part 13: some of us as vines :>

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Crystal: I'm sad...

Polygon: I know, Crystal.

(we were on a walk and we found a leaf that looked crunchy but when crystal stepped on it it didn't crunch... :<)

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*Fuck this shit, I'm out.*

Globe: *jumps into a rubbish bin*

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*Sushi's strumming a guitar*

Sushi: Hey, how you doing?

Sushi: Well I'm doing just fine!

Sushi: I lied, I'm dying inside-

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*POV: 19th of November, 2023 - EWOW is announced*

Potato: *CHEERING*

(sometimes i think about how in the texas meetup then they basically broke the sound barrier-)

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Crystal: *with Potato* Yo guys, say Colorado!

Sunny: *flying past* I'M A GIRAFFE!"

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Sushi: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Potato: YOU SPILT L-L-LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!

(i don't even have a valentino bag lmao why did i put this-)

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Sunny: Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome, haha!

Sunny: So now I take adderall, haha!

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*EWOW 10A*

Polygon: You know what, I'm about to say it.

*Say it, say it.*

Polygon: *to [REDACTED]* I don't care that you lost a life.

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*Potato is stirring pasta in a pot*

Potato: *hears a crunch sound*

*it's Crystal in a box eating packing peanuts*

Potato: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS.

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Sunny: Globe, ask me what kind of tree I have.

Globe: No.

Sunny: Ask me-

Globe: No.

Sunny: Ask me what kind of tree I have.

Globe: What kind?

Sunny: It's a Chris Pine.

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Crystal: When I was in the third grade, people treated me like a criminal...

Crystal: *holding up a knife* BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY!

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Globe: Umm, this first song is called "A World On Fire".

Globe:

Globe: AHHH, AHHHHHHH-

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Sunny: Welcome back to me screaming!

Sunny: AHHHHHH-

Sunny: AHHHHHHHH-

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Potato: I just wanted to use the restroom, but now I'm so confused...

Potato: *looks at a sign named "WOMFN"* Am I a womfn, AM I A WOMFN-

(my gender crisis be like - now i'm a womfn sometimes!)

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Globe: Toss me my keys!

*a printer is thrown next to Globe*

Globe: I said my keys...

Crystal: I thought you said printer!

Globe: Why the fuck would I say printer...?

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*Potato, Polygon, and Sushi are in a car together*

Polygon: Are those helium balloons...?

Sushi: *in the back with a ton of balloons* Umm-

Potato: Oh for Alex's sake, I said no balloons in the car!

Polygon: It's too late, oh we're flying away.

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Sunny: Potato told us that these plates don't break.

Crystal: Yeah they literally don't break.

*Crystal throws one onto the floor, it doesn't break*

*Crystal throws another, it doesn't break*

*Crystal throws a third, it SHATTERS on the floor*

Sunny: *muffled laughing*

Crystal: Oh god...

(dw lol it's fine guys /gen :>)

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Potato: How do you know what's good for me?!

[REDACTED]: That's my OPINION!

Potato: ...

Sushi and Polygon: ...

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Polygon: *grabs a microphone*

Polygon: And I said that's not a camel, that's my wife!

*Potato laughing in the background*

(us with funs while making the infprim kids be like-)

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Globe: We got car parks everywhere.

Globe: McDonald's, supermarkets, stadiums...

Globe: *cut to her in traffic with Gaty sat in the passenger seat* THE FUCKING M25-

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