part 13: some of us as vines :>

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Polygon: I don't need friends, they disappoint me.

*Polygon hits a pose*

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*Sushi is driving a car*

Sushi: *sees a sign saying "Road work ahead"* Road work ahead?

Sushi: Yeah, I sure hope it does!

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Sunny: Hey, how much money do you have?

Crystal: I don't know, like 69 cents.

Sunny: Up, you know what that means!

Crystal: *starts crying* I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS-

(*throws money at you* DW LEAFY YOU'LL GET THE NUGGETS-)

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Polygon: *walking by* And they were roommates!

Sushi: *overhearing* Oh my god, they were roommates...

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Sunny: *looking at AA batteries* Ahh.

Sunny: *looking at AAA batteries* Ahh!

Sunny: *looking at AAAA batteries* AHHHHHHHHH-

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Potato: *at Crystal, who is running off* Let me see what you have!

Crystal: *pulls it out* A KNIFE!

Potato: NO! *runs after them*

Sushi: Oh my god, why do they have a-

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*Completely Giving Up!*

*starring Potato*

*Potato*

*Potato*

*and introducing Potato*

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Globe: Why British people don't have an angel at the top of their Christmas tree.

Globe: BECAUSE WHERE THE FUCK WOULD THE TEABAG GO?!

(this is why they kin two - a host that named their show after a TEA-pot /silly)

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Sushi: *pours a box of lemons into a cereal bowl*

Sushi: Welp, when life gives you lemons!

*insert Thomas the Tank Engine theme here - ykw screw it have the TWOW version instead bc why not*

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Polygon: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Potato?

Potato: No.

Crystal: I do!

Polygon: I know, Crystal.

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