Fade in to Tucker wandering around outside the Blue Base.
Tucker: Junior... Junior! Hey Junior, where'd you go?
Junior: Hooonk.
Tucker: There you are.
Junior is inside the base.
Junior: Hnnnk!
Tucker: You little rascal.
Junior: Hnk!
Doc: (from around the corner) Okay Sister, any other conditions I should know about?
Sister: Uhm, let's see, you know about all the ways I'm contagious, so I don't know if there's anything...
Tucker walks toward the voices and sees Sister's armor lying on the ground without her in it
Tucker: Hey, what's going on here?
Sister: Oh! I'm colorblind.
Doc: Really? That's weird. But I don't think it'll cause any problems here. Okay, go ahead and bend over.
Sister: Sure. Like this?
Doc: Hwhoa, yeah! You're really limber. And in really great shape.
Sister: Hyeah I am.
Doc: I'm not playing against you in Twister.
Sister: Check this out.
Doc: Wowzers. I didn't even know a leg could bend that far. That is a leg, right? Okay. Oh and by the way, sorry if my hands are cold.
Sister: That's cool. Sorry my body's a little hot.
Tucker: Hey do you guys need any help in there?
Sister: Huh? Is someone spying on us? Yessss. Hot.
Doc: No, we're good. Hey, Sister? Do you want me to turn up the heat or something? You look like you're...
Sister: Eh. I'll be okay. Hard nipples won't kill you.
Tucker: I could just walk around this corner if you need me to. It wouldn't be a problem.
Doc: We got it! Hey sorry I got you all wet before. I don't even know how that bucket of baby oil got up on that shelf. That was weird.
Sister: That's okay, I think it'll actually help. Squeezing these puppies in to the armor can be a little difficult.
Tucker: Maybe I should just look in there and see if there's anything I can do.
Doc: No thanks, Tucker, maybe they need your help with the tank instead. You'd probably be a lot more valuable out there. What we're doing in here is pretty routine- hey, are you double-jointed?
Sister: Hyeah.
Tucker: Great.
Junior: Hnnk!
Tucker: Don't rub it in.
Junior: Blarg?
Cut to Sarge, Simmons and Donut roaming the vast underground cave.
Simmons: Come on, Grif should be right over here.
Donut: Don't listen to him Sarge, he's just tryin' to score more drugs to keep his habit alive! Remember last month when he asked for more money? It was for drugs!
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Red vs Blue : Mirage
HumorFormer mercenary Kyle Rayner has lived a rough life. After retiring from mercenary work he sought to live a normal life, but soon learns how hard it is to adjust to civilian life after all the grueling missions he's been on. So, he does the next bes...
